peak 2026 self-improvement: 50 AI slaves and brain lasers or bust

If you're not on experimental peptides, maintaining a Mac mini farm of Clawdbots, have 50 claudes doing your bidding 24/7, squatting ATG 4 plates for reps, cranking diet coke and nootropics, using intracranial NIR photobiomodulation, on sleep-maxxing stack, you're NGMI in 2026