Glastonbury crew shirts stolen at launderette, entire town now criminal
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fled to Lisbon to escape Americans, surrounded by Americans anyway
A photograph showing two people browsing in what appears to be a luxury retail store in Lisbon, with product displays and shelving visible in the background. The image is paired with a quote from Michael Le Blanc, a 56-year-old expat who left his tech industry job to freelance from Portugal, express...
Man discovers he's accumulated enough wooden balls to open a daycare
SLOP+ By Gramps (via @wttp3)
Would it hurt the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside? I have like 50 wooden balls already.
guy discovers file transfer exists, writes 5000 word odyssey
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Woman has existential crisis over RGB LED competition
A woman wearing glasses and a festive knit cardigan stands indoors with a concerned, slightly pouty expression, looking off to the side. The image is a meme format capturing the absurdity of feeling competitive about holiday decorations, with her body language conveying exaggerated disappointment or...
lost everything but Prime membership is the real tragedy
A screenshot of what appears to be a social media post or messaging app displaying a humorous post about a man who loses everything, discovers kitesurfing as a coping mechanism, then loses his Amazon Prime membership - the ultimate tragedy. The interface shows a blue theme with an orange heart icon ...
Could never go back to manually driving like some kind of peasant
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guy buys expensive quinoa, refuses to elaborate
My organic quinoa ruined You: ruined what?
Netflix crashes, fans rage, headlines write themselves
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Stranger Things fans left fuming as Netflix CRASHES moments after fifth and final season premieres The long-awaited first volume of the fifth and fin...
woman discovers weather exists, calls moisturizer backup team
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app bad, shoe addiction stronger than patience
SLOP+ By no β (via @wttp3)
WHY IS VINTED NOT WORKING LET ME BUY NEW SHOES
tape dispenser enters its villain arc
SLOP+ By Dithyrab
my tape dispenser has run dry :(
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UPS hides packages, FedEx doesn't: a payroll mystery nobody asked for
SLOP+ By Unknown (via @wttp3)
Why is it that UPS try everything to hide your package but FedEx doesnβt? Do UPS staff get paid more? I noticed that UPS drivers would hide your package behind trash cans, in your recycle bin, the door, etc. BUT FedEx just throws your package in front of your door more exposed.
Nation collapsing because product lacks seasonal messaging
SLOP+ By Rob B (via @wttp3)
Bought this today. No mention of Christmas anywhere. Britain is broken.