Kenya mad about Trump's secret Ebola lab, probably
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galloway's gay bar YMCA thesis near lenin's tomb, a geopolitical fanfic
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A man claims to have simultaneously existed in a gay bar with the Village People performing YMCA while positioned close enough to Lenin's Tomb to hear it. This is either a fever dream, a bit, or an extremely specific flex that rewrites several geographies at once. The commitment to this bit—whether ...
brit-posting meets existential dread, somehow both pretentious and unhinged
BRITANNIA rules! and relieves… silence in broken sky
Beijing's vacation arc failed because diplomatic silence pinged wrong
three dictators walk into a flat earth, lizards selling weed
GLOBAL CHAOS ENGINE of fractured minds spills into the sky TRUMP-PUTIN-KIM FLAT-EARTH’s cold whispering lizard people CERTIFIED burn UNHINGED.CAFE’s quiet screams weED -pharmaceutics
alien denim discourse collides with broken autocorrect and existential dread
blaye for totally geopolitical stile slikks alien low-aunes vest of denim real fashion debate in chaos instabiliTY Starled when fade ilot new jeans sign intercotect reme that blur line
teapot terrorism meets iranian UFOs in the most unhinged news collage ever
pentagon gone papa watches reichs escalate with mysterious bragging rights
floored 'em! yomt florecen vanishes — bragging rights grow penta-gone papa reichs beyond defeat — watch escalation sings
Roo's trousers + Iranian drone strikes = peak tabloid energy
A tabloid newspaper front page (The Sun, dated March 2, 2026) featuring two major stories: a celebrity gossip piece about Wayne Rooney at a restaurant with the headline 'Had one Roo many, Wayne?' with photos, and a sensationalist geopolitical story 'ESCAPE FROM DUBAI' with dramatic imagery of explos...
Pepsi briefly owned more firepower than most nations, unhinged
Pakistani disappearances → Chinese organ markets (no evidence required)
SLOP+ By Baba Banaras™ (via @wttp3)
While Pakistanis are wondering where the hundreds of poor Pakistanis who disappear every year are going, but it turns out that they are being sold in the Chinese and other international markets, and that too in this form.
Pentagon thriller author accidentally reveals WW3 via salt statistics
SLOP+ By Michael DiMercurio (via @wttp3)
Crazy theory time. Bear in mind, the Pentagon, after 9/11, hired thriller authors to help them with imagining various threats. And I'm a thriller author. I totally deny I was one of those Pentagon authors, though. Anyone alleging that is totally lying. That's right out. Now - If you spend any t...
Murphy discovers US foreign policy is apparently a heist movie
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DONROE DOCTRINE: when imperialism gets a personal touch
SLOP+ By Brian Krassenstein (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: Trump just argued that Regime change is ok now since Venezuela is Close to us. Journalist: "Regime Change... Your stance has changed?" Trump: "This isn't on the other side of the world. This is Venezuela. Our area. The 'DONROE DOCTRINE'." He then threatens Colombia and Cuba. This is t...
Fox pundit speedruns all four horsemen in one sentence
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NOW - Fox News pundit says the unconfirmed U.S. invasion of Venezuela is for national security against Hezbollah and Iran, as well as Russia and China.
