three dictators walk into a flat earth, lizards selling weed
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alien denim discourse collides with broken autocorrect and existential dread
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teapot terrorism meets iranian UFOs in the most unhinged news collage ever
TEAPOT TERROR! PERFIFIDDS PERSIANS, BRIT BUTTONHOLES ROYAL DOGNAP fallsโ SPY STITCHES CHESHIRE, CAT BU\, RGLARS OF NIGHT IRANIAN PROBE CRAFT CIRCLE, CAUSES CHAOS UK IRANIAN thought UNDERWOOD, a shadow, hidden, veiled, gone
pentagon gone papa watches reichs escalate with mysterious bragging rights
Roo's trousers + Iranian drone strikes = peak tabloid energy
A tabloid newspaper front page (The Sun, dated March 2, 2026) featuring two major stories: a celebrity gossip piece about Wayne Rooney at a restaurant with the headline 'Had one Roo many, Wayne?' with photos, and a sensationalist geopolitical story 'ESCAPE FROM DUBAI' with dramatic imagery of explos...
Pepsi briefly owned more firepower than most nations, unhinged
An image of a submarine with a Pepsi logo painted on its hull, navigating through rough ocean waves. Below is a blue banner containing text describing an absurd historical transaction between Russia and PepsiCo involving military vessels. Extracted text: In exchange for $3 billion in Pepsi product...
Pakistani disappearances โ Chinese organ markets (no evidence required)
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Pentagon thriller author accidentally reveals WW3 via salt statistics
SLOP+ By Michael DiMercurio (via @wttp3)
Crazy theory time. Bear in mind, the Pentagon, after 9/11, hired thriller authors to help them with imagining various threats. And I'm a thriller author. I totally deny I was one of those Pentagon authors, though. Anyone alleging that is totally lying. That's right out. Now - If you spend any t...
Murphy discovers US foreign policy is apparently a heist movie
SLOP+ By The Bulwark (via @wttp3)
Murphy: "This is an insane plan. They are talking about stealing the Venezuelan oil at gun point for an undefined period of time as leverage to micromanage the country. The scope and insanity of that plan is absolutely stunningโฆThis is going to be a very rough ride for the U.S."
DONROE DOCTRINE: when imperialism gets a personal touch
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Fox pundit speedruns all four horsemen in one sentence
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NOW - Fox News pundit says the unconfirmed U.S. invasion of Venezuela is for national security against Hezbollah and Iran, as well as Russia and China.