Local woman speedruns political radicalization via artisanal baking
SLOP+ By Sir Michael Take CBE (via @wttp3)
Jill in the village shop says she’s thinking of defecating to Reform.
She has started baking Clacton Baps, told us London has fallen & keeps asking for the migration status of every customer.
She says Dubai is where she longs to be as she is a committed Christian.
WHAT DO I DO?
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