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Scream mask energy: protecting lottery winnings from family one jumpscare at a time
A person wearing the iconic ghostface mask from the 'Scream' horror franchise claims a lottery jackpot at an official lottery event, surrounded by lottery officials and staff. The absurdist humor comes from the extreme measure taken to preserve anonymity—using a horror movie villain mask instead of a traditional disguise.
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A LOTTERY WINNER WORE A 'SCREAM' MASK WHILE CLAIMING THE JACKPOT TO HIDE HIS IDENTITY FROM RELATIVES