Elon's mom is apparently a demon witch, case closed

Chronically online user documents a heroic shroom journey where Egyptian deities revealed that Silicon Valley is running a satanic death cult funded by demonic pacts, with special emphasis on Elon Musk's mother's witchcraft credentials. The author has concluded they're a literal protagonist with plot armor and divine mandate, actively narrating their journey to 'the opps' because nothing can stop the inevitable. Peak psychonaut meets conspiracy theorist energy with zero self-awareness and maximum main-character syndrome.