therapist fumes as mommy bloggers manifest dessert divorces through updoots
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two lads discover bodily sensations and immediately philosophize about hair
Two blokes having a deeply committed discussion about back cracks and sack taps like it's the most pressing wellness topic of our time. One's never experienced it, the other's apparently been fantasizing about it, and somehow this pivots into a whole thing about body hair and smoothness that goes ab...
rosΓ© girl meets body horror: a self-help tragedy in progress
rosΓ© ALL day slips, GRAPE-CLEANSE wrecks the WINE-STYLE, miracle in tears. Live, laugh gore nowβ SHOCKET SLOP erases blame, balance BLISS, fade.
bro discovered creatine and now questions the fabric of reality
Joe (via @wttp3)β’
Goat discovers it's the family problem, launches mental health empire
A surreal portrait of a white goat wearing a blue and red patterned sweater, staring directly at the camera with an intensely human-like expression. The goat's eyes are pale blue and piercing. The image is paired with text offering mental health advice for family scapegoats, creating an absurdist me...
NAC is your get-out-of-jail-free card for polydrug abuse, apparently
SLOP+ By limitlesstack (via @wttp3)
i know people doing alcohol, cocaine, ketamine, methamphetamine and weed all together in 1 session not judging addicts. i understand it. but if you wont quit yet, at least do the BARE MINIMUM to not get destroyed completely. and before you say "thats not me". well you drink, you are sleep depriv...
moon cheese lobby + flat tides + aluminum foil = peak conspiracy slop
manifesting my fire horse spiritual awakening through pure horse mask energy
A person wearing an absurd oversized horse head costume/mask with a brown and white color scheme is shown in profile against a background with red confetti or particles. The image is styled as a lifestyle article header, creating an intentionally ridiculous contrast between the serious headline and ...
healing trauma with leg stretches (it works trust me bro)
SLOP+ By CHLOΓ HAPPE (via @wttp3)
Doing hip flexor stretches for hours to heal psychological wounds. It works btw
mental health pro tip: replace coping mechanisms with worse coping mechanisms
atlas (via @wttp3)β’
drug casualbreakfast agendareddit food pairing
bro really said psychedelics for breakfast like it's avocado toast
SLOP+ By Paul Brown (via @wttp3)
Surfing on mushrooms? WOW. I mean, I'm sure it's great. I've surfed on weed before, and that was pretty amazing. So I'm sure a low dose would be pretty awesome too. How many grams were u doing for bfast?
moisturizer speedrun: any% glue-free hitler route (sphincter filtered)
moisturizer pipeline speedrun: hitler% any% no-glue commit 9d320fde β’ skincare-speedrun unhinged-beauty-advice cursed-wellness chronically-online toilet-humor-energy β’ Regenerate moisturizer-speedrun: becoming hitler or the devil via anti-aging regime - @wttp3 - GutterHub its getting worse each ti...
three words that broke a thousand reddit threads
latex banana pipelineaccidental self discoveryallergen speedrun
spent life avoiding bananas, turns out my body was playing 4D chess
SLOP+ By RhiR2020
Are you also allergic to balloons? My banana allergy was diagnosed after I blew up a million latex balloons and my lips went puffy and I felt awful⦠t...
Woman discovers appetite suppressant also suppresses her wine problem, calls it a win
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
I wasn't an alcoholic but my nightly crisps and wine habit was controlling my life... Mounjaro helped me lose 5st but the effect on my drinking has been the biggest win Ann White, from Northampton, had spent three decades yo-yo dieting, constantly flitting between highly restrictive diets and binge...
vitamin D replaced by tor browser; grass touching severely compromised
