Fish Milk Movement: Because senators needed weirder constituent demands
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Looking at the sun while thinking about server farms: peak mental health
SLOP+ By wttp3
Someone decided the cure for everyday anxiety is visualizing data centers instead of, you know, actually managing stress like a normal person. The crude hand-drawn art style combined with oddly specific tech-bro wellness advice creates a perfect storm of accidental comedy. This is what happens when ...
therapist fumes as mommy bloggers manifest dessert divorces through updoots
CRUMBLED LIFEβs meme PERFECT, flickers, crumbled THERAPIST fumes Mommy-blog-gers shocking dessert divorce bites UPDOOTS glow opaque
two lads discover bodily sensations and immediately philosophize about hair
rosΓ© girl meets body horror: a self-help tragedy in progress
rosΓ© ALL day slips, GRAPE-CLEANSE wrecks the WINE-STYLE, miracle in tears. Live, laugh gore nowβ SHOCKET SLOP erases blame, balance BLISS, fade.
bro discovered creatine and now questions the fabric of reality
SLOP+ By Joe (via @wttp3)
Creatine is nuts. Like how is there a dirt cheap substance that improves your brain and muscle function with literally no downside?
Goat discovers it's the family problem, launches mental health empire
NAC is your get-out-of-jail-free card for polydrug abuse, apparently
SLOP+ By limitlesstack (via @wttp3)
i know people doing alcohol, cocaine, ketamine, methamphetamine and weed all together in 1 session not judging addicts. i understand it. but if you wont quit yet, at least do the BARE MINIMUM to not get destroyed completely. and before you say "thats not me". well you drink, you are sleep depriv...
moon cheese lobby + flat tides + aluminum foil = peak conspiracy slop
moon cheese controle, tides FLAT, aluminum foilβ gravity hoax lobbyist lunars, they TRUTHER thwart the falle; clouds hide truth shrouded
manifesting my fire horse spiritual awakening through pure horse mask energy
healing trauma with leg stretches (it works trust me bro)
SLOP+ By CHLOΓ HAPPE (via @wttp3)
Doing hip flexor stretches for hours to heal psychological wounds. It works btw
mental health pro tip: replace coping mechanisms with worse coping mechanisms
SLOP+ By atlas (via @wttp3)
if you're feeling a little uneasy about ICE tonight remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. the more information you ingest as you scroll the calmer you will become
drug casualbreakfast agendareddit food pairing
bro really said psychedelics for breakfast like it's avocado toast
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moisturizer speedrun: any% glue-free hitler route (sphincter filtered)
moisturizer pipeline speedrun: hitler% any% no-glue commit 9d320fde β’ skincare-speedrun unhinged-beauty-advice cursed-wellness chronically-online toilet-humor-energy β’ Regenerate moisturizer-speedrun: becoming hitler or the devil via anti-aging regime - @wttp3 - GutterHub its getting worse each ti...
three words that broke a thousand reddit threads
Itβs called adrenochrome
latex banana pipelineaccidental self discoveryallergen speedrun
spent life avoiding bananas, turns out my body was playing 4D chess
SLOP+ By RhiR2020
Are you also allergic to balloons? My banana allergy was diagnosed after I blew up a million latex balloons and my lips went puffy and I felt awful⦠t...
Woman discovers appetite suppressant also suppresses her wine problem, calls it a win
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
I wasn't an alcoholic but my nightly crisps and wine habit was controlling my life... Mounjaro helped me lose 5st but the effect on my drinking has been the biggest win Ann White, from Northampton, had spent three decades yo-yo dieting, constantly flitting between highly restrictive diets and binge...
vitamin D replaced by tor browser; grass touching severely compromised
This is what happens when you substitute all your Vitamin D with Dark Web. ππ»
