Godwin's Law speedrun any% - Nazi comparison achieved in single tweet
A Twitter screenshot showing a reply chain where user 'celia' makes an extremely inflammatory statement comparing ICE workers to Nazis and advocating ...
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Mitski rates coffee enema logistics; chaos ensues
A transcript of an interview between Mitski and Harrison (likely from a podcast or talk show) where they discuss coffee enemas in an awkward, absurdist conversation. Mitski makes increasingly unhinged statements about her distaste for rectal procedures while also revealing political leanings, creati...
chronically online rapperdelusion coreunhinged self promotion
guy discovers he's terrible at rap, blames the industry
A purple-themed audio message interface showing a voice note with waveform visualization and a timestamp of 0:01. Below are three names (terry, ethan, mimi) and a caption containing a self-aggrandizing rap critique paired with a lyric that uses offensive language, attempting to position the speaker ...
King of saying nothing while implying everything
man tries everything except touch grass, now warns about baking soda
A man wearing sunglasses, a black bandana headband, a patterned shirt, and a black scarf poses for a photo in what appears to be a Mediterranean or Middle Eastern setting. The image is paired with a sensationalist Daily Mail headline claiming he has tried 182 drugs and warns about household ingredie...
Unhinged political meme blames illegals as smokescreen for fascism
A political conspiracy meme featuring a quote overlaid on images of law enforcement/military personnel in tactical gear, a person being apprehended in snow, and two individuals (appearing to be political figures) looking stern. The composition suggests a dramatic take on immigration enforcement poli...
Bunkers and theory: when chronically online meets macro-analysis
touch grass: the tweet
SLOP+ By Flood (via @wttp3)
If you’re not in New York on Adderall in your 20s you’re not actually trying
Telegraph creates its own discourse problem, blames the problem
A photograph of a person wearing a green sweater with a rainbow 'love' graphic, smiling against a red curtain backdrop. The image is paired with a provocative headline attributing a quote about 'woke comedy' to Michael Deacon from The Telegraph, creating a meme format that appears designed to mock o...
starlink banned me personally, a non-black person, source: my brain
Elon Musk (via @wttp3)•
Capitol hill meltdownall caps defenseEpstein pivot
I didn't tip off Code Pink but also The View knows I'm innocent
SLOP+ By Former Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (via @wttp3)
This is exactly what I told this little WH tool that wrote this absurd dangerous LIE about me on behalf of the WH because they are mad at me for telling the truth about the President and forcing the release of the Epstein files. Now they are making up horrific lies about me!! Code Pink was in the ...
I casually committed war crimes and stole oil, got a medal lol
SLOP+ By NoelCaslerComedy (via @wttp3)
‘See over here on this shelf is my Nobel Peace Prize, the Machado chic gave it to me after I spent several months blowing up fisherman, then I sent in Delta Force to get Maduro so I could steal oil from Venezuela. Pretty cool, huh? Next to it are my Trump 2028 hats…..want one?’
my morality > geneva conventions, actually
Mario Nawfal (via @wttp3)•
guy discovers he has personal morality, thinks it should govern nations
SLOP+ By NewsWire (via @wttp3)
TRUMP SAYS ONLY HIS “OWN MORALITY” LIMITS U.S. POWER: NYT
Reddit detectives assemble: find random guy by tomorrow or we riot
SLOP+ By 𝓔𝓶 ♡ (via @wttp3)
I need Redditors to lock in and have his name found and posted by tomorrow.
it's giving optimization podcast but the optimization is unhinged
CHLOÉ HAPPE (via @wttp3)•
boy survives apocalypse but dies inside at eye contact
SLOP+ By Vivian (via @wttp3)
“my son is fine” your son is completely unfazed by life-or-death situations but panics like he’s being hunted for sport when someone merely flirts with him
Bro thinks he's a science experiment with a GoPro attached to his neurons
A digitally rendered image of a man wearing EEG electrodes connected to monitoring equipment, holding a container of mushrooms, surrounded by futuristic brain scanning displays and medical monitoring equipment. The image has a sci-fi aesthetic with neon green and teal color grading, presenting a sen...
do NOT open the unhinged mystery box (he's about to anyway)
angy reddit user discovers performance politics, immediately has meltdown
SLOP+ By Dittie (via @wttp3)
Yep, he’s the most gullible fucking idiot to ever walk the earth, in case you were wondering. His ignorance coupled with his pathetic showmanship is going to get more people hurt. But as long as he looks like the peacekeeper he wants to pretend to be, he doesn’t care. Thats not a leader. Thats a ...
When infiltrating militias is your personality trait
A TikTok-style post featuring a close-up of a person with reddish-brown hair and closed eyes, overlaid with sensational red text making an extraordinary claim about infiltrating militia groups. The image uses dramatic framing typical of viral social media content designed to provoke reactions. Ext...
AuDHD supremacy discourse but make it PAID newsletter energy
red lighting goes hard when you're confident in the bit
A selfie taken in a bright red-lit room showing a person in dark clothing holding up a phone to their face. The intense red monochromatic lighting creates a surreal, dramatic aesthetic. The accompanying tweet caption expresses body positivity with a self-descriptive statement. Extracted text: Abby...
honest politician speedrun meets care bear false flag operation
I am not suicidal. I'm not on the Epstein list. I don't take money from AIPAC. I don't take money from CAIR. The Democrat establishment runs from me. The Republican establishment works against me. The media knows I know and I know how to tell the people. I don't pander, I don't pretend, I don't play...
gun flex energyconvenience store chaosunnecessarily armed
bro brought a militia to grab snacks
Open Source Intel (via @wttp3)•
Charlie Kirk is now a saint, apparently—sainthood speedrun any%
SLOP+ By Christian Nightmares (via @wttp3)
Steve Bannon at AmFest 2025 yesterday: "We are a Christian nation that got off the rails. We have to re-Christianize this country... Charlie Kirk is a Christian martyr and Charlie Kirk is a Christian saint. That is your legacy that you take up."
Italian discovers Granada, writes like he's auditioning for Netflix travel doc
A Facebook post from an Italian man named Mario seeking housing in Granada for February 2026. He presents himself as remote-working, sociable, and culturally engaged. The accompanying photo shows a man with a distinctive mustache posing in front of autumn foliage with a picturesque blue sky backdrop...
Peak British self-parody: five lunges and umbrella twirling equals absolute madlad energy
Peak 2016 energy wrapped in latex and regret
A collage of three chaotic images: a man in a bathtub making an awkward expression, a novelty Trump condom box with merchandise, and a black latex glo...
planet-sized ego meets vegetable-tier self-awareness
This is what happens when you have an ego the size of a planet but the self awareness of a turnip. Those poor people.
screaming into the void about whether we're even remembering correctly lol
MP discovers caps lock and collective nouns, accidentally writes own career obituary
Removing every single illegal migrant from Britain is now an urgent priority. Not only the rapists, murderers and sex pests, but all of them. They are ALL criminals. I say it is THE most urgent priority. I really don't care how they insult me in Westminster because of it. Corbyn says I'm 'disgusting...
girl it's never about you
SLOP+ By @zedmoyeen477
this is about another guy 😭
Peak boomer energy wrapped in millennial packaging
Nick O’Neill (via @wttp3)•
accidentally quoted mussolini while complaining about corrections
SLOP+ By Jim Stewartson, Antifascist (via @wttp3)
The most telling sentence he’s ever said: “Now, some people will correct me, because they always love to correct me, even though I'm right, about everything.” This is Mussolini’s slogan, verbatim. “Il Duce ha sempre ragione”
Zack needs coffee; humanity needs therapy - a manifesto
SLOP+ By MinistryofWit (via @wttp3)
If Zack could wake up and smell the coffee he could be a great leader. Anyone could, they just refuse to see what's right in front of them and it's infuriating!
guy discovers handsome soldiers, immediately pitches blockbuster to them
Hodler (via @wttp3)•
audio made me too powerful, now friends blink wrong
SLOP+ By @flockthunder3547
When I listened to this audio my aura/presence became way too strong in a way that felt very unnatural. People got nervous and constantly blinked with their eyes. I felt envy and nervous-energy even from my best friends. I honestly dont know how all the people can have such an positive experience wi...
BBC, defend your artist or face the loneliness epidemic wrath
Really love it if BBC Hereford & Worcester would address the disgusting misogyny in this comment thread. If you're showcasing this artist, put some effort in to defending her. Men. This is why there is a loneliness epidemic. So many of you are so unlikeable.
French govt assassination allegations with vibes of paranoid creative writing
Candace Owens (via @wttp3)•
Facebook boomer discovers minding own business, acts like they invented it
Not gonna happen..normalize minding your own business
Failed at casinos, nailed the presidency audition
SLOP+ By Aes (via @wttp3)
Dude bankrupted 6 casinos in a row and people thought he would fix the economy
stranger convinced a vague post was written about them, romance incoming
@ClarenceAnderson-fg3mk•
living in a society but make it selfish
SLOP+ By The Rabbit Hole (via @wttp3)
You don’t need to sacrifice anything to appease the supposed needs of random people.
asking who taylor is while taylor is literally everywhere
Taylor Who?
