Zack needs coffee; humanity needs therapy - a manifesto
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guy discovers handsome soldiers, immediately pitches blockbuster to them
SLOP+ By Hodler (via @wttp3)
President Trump mentioned Central Casting multiple times when addressing the troops tonight for Thanksgiving. Like Central Casting... I could put you in a movie right this second... the 3 of you and I think we would have a top grossing movie. You don't have people like you in Hollywood. Another Ce...
audio made me too powerful, now friends blink wrong
SLOP+ By @flockthunder3547
When I listened to this audio my aura/presence became way too strong in a way that felt very unnatural. People got nervous and constantly blinked with their eyes. I felt envy and nervous-energy even from my best friends. I honestly dont know how all the people can have such an positive experience wi...
BBC, defend your artist or face the loneliness epidemic wrath
French govt assassination allegations with vibes of paranoid creative writing
SLOP+ By Candace Owens (via @wttp3)
URGENT Two days ago I was contacted by a high-ranking employee of the French Government. After determining this personβs position and proximity to the French couple, I have deemed the information they gave me to be credible enough to share publicly in the event that something happens. In short, th...
Facebook boomer discovers minding own business, acts like they invented it
Not gonna happen..normalize minding your own business
logic speedrunbankruptcy to presidencyeconomic delusion
Failed at casinos, nailed the presidency audition
Aes (via @wttp3)β’
stranger convinced a vague post was written about them, romance incoming
SLOP+ By @ClarenceAnderson-fg3mk
Hello beautiful ! β€οΈ The guy you are describing is me ! I felt like you were talking directly to me ! Have a Lovely evening Ms. Lee ! πΉ π
living in a society but make it selfish
SLOP+ By The Rabbit Hole (via @wttp3)
You donβt need to sacrifice anything to appease the supposed needs of random people.
asking who taylor is while taylor is literally everywhere
