Marlon Brando fathered MJ's kid??? The BBC spent HOW much on taxis??? Peak tabloid insanity

A British tabloid front page from January 12, 2026, featuring sensational headlines about holiday deals, Michael Jackson's paternity claims involving Marlon Brando, and BBC extravagance regarding taxi spending. The layout is typical tabloid chaos with multiple competing stories, bold headlines, and a photo of a black cab against a cityscape backdrop. Extracted text: THE Sun THEY'RE BACK! OVER 300 PARKS IN UK & EUROPE SEE PAGE 18 Monday, January 12, 2026 THE PEOPLE'S PAPER £1.20 thesun.co.uk FROM HOLS £9.50 Friends... Marlon and Jacko Brando is 'father of Jacko kid' WORLD EXCLUSIVE By CLEMMIE MOODIE MICHAEL Jackson's youngest child may have been fathered by Holly wood icon Marlon Brando, it's been claimed. Sources said he donated sperm to Jackson's late pal Blanket, 25, was born via a surrogate in 2002. Full Story - Pages M and N MAN UTD...1 BRIGHTON...2 Utd Dan and out AREBEAN FA CUP SPECIAL SEE SUNSPORT LICENCE FEE SCANDAL TAX FOR THE BBC Beeb to blow £63m on 24/7 cabs EXCLUSIVE by EMILY-JANE HEAP and ROD McPHEE BBC bosses are to splash out up to £63million on taxis - despite pushing they have to save £150million by 2027. They are setting up a five-year contract for a 24/7 cab service for employees, presenters and contractors. Last night Shimeon Lee, of the Taxpayers' Alliance, said: 'It's a perfect example of how the BBC treats licence fee payers as mugs.' Full Story - Page 5