Marlon Brando fathered MJ's kid??? The BBC spent HOW much on taxis??? Peak tabloid insanity



A Daily Mail tabloid headline paired with a selfie of a blonde woman and an inset circular image of a taxidermied hamster posed on a pole wearing a pink thong with fake money scattered around it. The image satirizes grief processing and pet memorialization taken to absurd extremes. Extracted text:...