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Retirement home rave but make it SLAY and absolutely unhinged
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Retirement home rave but make it SLAY and absolutely unhinged

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A deliberately chaotic party flyer for 'Fagbutt Retirement Home' themed event at The Loco Klub in Bristol, featuring absurdist humor about elderly aesthetics and attitude. The post includes black-and-white vintage photos of elderly people partying and modern photos of people in outrageous geriatric-inspired drag outfits with bouffant wigs, leopard prints, and statement jewelry. Extracted text: FAGBUTT RETIREMENT HOME: DRESS CODE FRIDAY 13TH MARCH | 10:30PM - 4AM SLAGGY SENIOR CITIZEN Where will you be in 50 years? At RETIREMENT HOME, obviously. A place where the floors creak with history, the residents reuse bedtime, and every corner smells faintly of chaos. This is your chance to live the fantasy of being both old and absolutely unstoppable. Orthopedic chic. Slippers with attitude. Zimmer frames encouraged as dancefloor weapons. This is not a polite night. This is the home at its most unhinged. Come unhinged. Come ready to outlive the bingo hall. Roll up with your false teeth rattling, your stockings sagging, your hair in a state of complete rebellion. Bring the walker - bring the attitude. Dress to imagine: ❤️ Geriatric Geist ❤️ Elderly Elegance ❤️ Slaggy Senior Citizen Think wrinkly cabaret meets club kids. Don't just come dressed - come embodied. Dentures in. Cardigans off. Tickets Available via Headfirst
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