Shell's apocalypse fuel: now with 100% more corrupted text gibberish

A sensationalist 'breaking news' style meme image with layered text in different colors (white, red, yellow) on a dark background. The text appears intentionally garbled and nonsensical, parodying corporate news alerts while making absurd claims about Shell fuel products and apocalyptic scenarios. The formatting mimics legitimate news graphics but with deliberately corrupted, unreadable text. Extracted text: BREAKING BREAKING SHELL: ALLSTE FUEL SHELL'S APOCALYPSE FUEL 'QMRETE ETEFIONLAWE TEETE FIF CRONECE, JAVF EFE YFE ICENIE'NEE FRIZZE CNREET'! HRET TEENEFY'S TINE TIREE LIKE NUT!?!"