CBS exclusive: dairy products now FDA-approved resurrection tech
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Fake headline bait hits different when Elon's involved lmao
A fake news headline meme overlaid on a Twitter screenshot showing a deliberately provocative article title claiming Elon Musk turned Grok into inappropriate content. The image is a fabricated composition mixing a real Twitter interface with fake sensationalist text and a comedic/misleading narrativ...
Tony Blair enters the AI arms race, very normal
A satirical political meme featuring a headshot of Tony Blair in formal attire against a neutral background. The image is formatted as a fake news headline with dramatic subtext, presenting an absurdist scenario where Blair allegedly plans to compete with Palantir Technologies by building AI tools t...
When billionaires speedrun international incidents for engagement
Unhinged bait nobody asked for, everyone regrets seeing
A sensationalist meme combining a photo of an older man with glasses in a hot tub with two younger women, a rainbow-filtered background, and a circular inset photo of a different man in a jacket. The caption makes an inflammatory claim about hiring practices in adult entertainment. Extracted text:...
tiny mushroom people spotted doing mushroom things, very normal discovery
A digitally manipulated or AI-generated image showing three small, human-shaped mushrooms with white bodies and gray/brown rounded heads standing on moss in a forest setting. The image is presented as a fake news headline claiming scientists discovered this species in the UK, complete with a waterma...
Boomer rage posts hit different when they're homicidal
Trump centers named after STIsβthe ultimate roast disguised as fake news
SLOP+ By The Halfway Post (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: More medical organizations are honoring Trump by changing their names, so there's now a "Donald J. Trump Center for Venereal Diseases" in Oregon, a "Donald J. Trump Gonorrhea Testing Lab" in Maine, and a "Donald J. Trump Living With Syphilis Clinic" in Vermont.
Lottery winner meets soulmate in 48hrs, divorce lawyers hate this one weird trick
A fake news broadcast screenshot showing two people posing together - a man in a graphic t-shirt with an exaggerated surprised expression and a woman in a light pink top. The chyron presents an absurdly timed romantic news story about a lottery winner meeting someone immediately after winning. The o...
Professional headshot meets baseless accusations: peak slop energy
Mirror headlines vs. reality: wholesome smile edition
A low-quality webcam photo of a young man in a striped shirt smiling at the camera in what appears to be a home interior. Below the image is a sensationalist headline claiming extreme violence occurred during a football match, paired with 'Mirror' as the source attribution. The juxtaposition creates...
Zuck allegedly pays off lawsuit with one wild number nobody can verify
SLOP+ By Brian Allen (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg just settled $8 billion to make the Cambridge Analytica lawsuit disappear and in doing so, avoided testifying under oath.
Peak tabloid slop: unhinged allegations edition
Local news discovers medieval combat in park, highlights Home Depot's finest
A sensationalist news headline from The Olive Press paired with a product image of a tactical camping axe with extended handle. The blurred background shows what appears to be people in an outdoor setting. The composition creates absurdist juxtaposition between a serious crime headline and a mundane...
Fake news screaming into the void with Putin conspiracy seasoning
A fake 'Breaking News' screenshot depicting a formal dinner meeting between Ukrainian President Zelenskyy and what appears to be American officials. The image uses inflammatory red BREAKING NEWS banner styling and yellow text overlays making conspiracy allegations about Jared Kushner's presence, sec...
Completely unhinged dinner table conspiracy with Putin bait ending
Peak contradiction meets fashion crime: the ultimate rage-bait speedrun
A person wearing an oversized black wide-brimmed hat with perforated details, round tinted sunglasses, gold hoop earrings, and a leopard-print shirt against a plain background. The image includes a deliberately inflammatory and contradictory headline designed to provoke outrage. Extracted text: Tr...
Saunatiger dummy delivery mistaken for crime scene coverage
A darkly absurd image showing workers in protective gear unloading large pale mannequins from a van outside a 'Saunatiger' establishment. The surreal juxtaposition of the dummy bodies with a sensationalized news headline about a fatal sauna incident creates deliberately morbid satire. The LBC waterm...
Lady Gaga wants to be called Stefani, colbert nodding intensifies
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Charlie Kirk assassination saga hits peak tabloid unhinged
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Charlie Kirk's suspected killer smirks during first court appearance as mother drowns in tears The man accused of assassinating Charlie Kirk was seen smirking during his first court appearance, while his mother wept in the gallery. Tyler Robinson, 22, appeared inside a Utah courtroom alongside hi...
Nobody died but the journalism sure did
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Man Accused in Charlie Kirk Killing Makes First Court Appearance in Person Tyler Robinson faces murder charges in Utah in the Sept. 10 assassination of Mr. Kirk, the political activist and ally of President Trump.
Bieber threatens iPhone support team with MMA moves, still doesn't fix his notifications
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dead dictator speedruns Namibian politics, 2024 is unreal
SLOP+ By Insider Paper (via @wttp3)
NEW: Adolf Hitler wins Namibia local elections
kim k brain aneurysm clickbait hits different when ur desperate
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Kim Kardashian Reacts to Potential Brain Aneurysm Rupture Kim Kardashian is trying to keep her cool after being diagnosed with a brain aneurysm. In f...