she only loves you when your cap table is looking thicc

A tweet by Sophie making a humorous observation about a specific type of woman, paired with an image of a female athlete in winter sports gear (holding skis branded 'FACTION') wearing a red jacket with a medal. The joke implies shallow romantic interest motivated by startup funding success rather than genuine connection. Extracted text: sophie @netcapgirl · 12h type of girl that becomes interested in you after your defense tech startup raises a series B FACTION