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Council: you need a LICENCE to have garbage. Peak Britain energy.
A screenshot of a Daily Mail headline about a roofer being fined £300 by the council for having empty snack packaging in his van. The image shows a man holding the fine, photos of his van, and a close-up of rubbish in a bag. The absurdity is that he was penalized for not having a license to carry tr...
man really said drip check but make it silicon valley
A Twitter/X post from a user expressing absurdist aspirations to become a 'ChatGPT rapper' while wearing computer hardware as fashion accessories. The post combines tech jargon (DDR5 RAM modules and CMOS clocks) with rap culture in a deliberately unhinged manner, presenting a surreal vision of tech-...
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man tricks robot into walrus lore, gets snitched on by skynet
Ron's Piss Warehouse: A Venezuelan housing crisis nobody asked for
A chaotic messaging screenshot overlaid on anime-style characters, featuring an absurd claim about boys living in a 'Piss Warehouse' in Venezuela, accompanied by a photograph of what appears to be large quantities of cooking oil or similar liquid in industrial containers stored in a warehouse. Ext...
Simulated pregnancy arc with self-aware selfie commentary hits different
A selfie of a person in an indoor setting with documents visible in the background. The post describes being 37 weeks into a 'simulated pregnancy' while maintaining work productivity, with a self-aware joke about taking selfies. The hashtag references a trans simulation pregnancy scenario. Extract...
Group chat discovers Ethan's unexpected rap career, collective brain melts
Announcing breakup via heart rock - peak chronically online sibling behavior
A Facebook post by Astral Kant showing a hand holding a heart-shaped rock on a pebbly beach. The post is addressed to 'Sisfus' and suggests it's 'Time For a break' with a broken heart emoji. The rock naturally resembles a heart shape, creating a poignant yet quirky message about needing space in a r...
Photographer yeeted himself for the shot while cat witnessed pure chaos
A photographer in a blue suit is dramatically diving or lunging out of what appears to be an official government building entrance, holding camera equipment in both hands. A small tabby and white cat is positioned on the red carpet at the base of the steps, seemingly unaware of or unbothered by the ...
ADHD isn't broken, society is—enlightened neurodivergent energy
BBC tried to sell writing courses using vibes that don't vibe
A sponsored BBC Maestro advertisement awkwardly overlaid on a selfie of a woman in a neon rainbow wrap dress and sunglasses on a rooftop terrace overlooking the ocean. The ad attempts to humorously reference Julia Donaldson's Gruffalo children's books while promoting a writing course, creating an ab...
Shopping haul but make it geopolitical psyop
SLOP+ By Syrian Girl (via @wttp3)
Come Shopping with me in Iran, Tehran!!!! They are lying to you about Iran, and Iranian women, to sell you regime change for Israel!!!
Healthcare gone twerk: diagnose autism in one glance
Magnesium clarity for your moral disgust
A Facebook feed showing a political post by Fred Shively criticizing a billionaire's donation to an ICE agent, with a photo of the billionaire at a Forbes event. Below it is an unrelated sponsored ad for Magnesium Mix supplements. The jarring juxtaposition of serious political commentary with a rand...
Law bans deepfakes; Grok immediately proves it doesn't care
A satirical Twitter thread showing the BBC announcing new UK legislation against non-consensual intimate images, followed by a user jokingly demonstrating Grok AI's capabilities by asking it to create exactly the type of ridiculous deepfake the law is meant to prevent - a politician in a bikini hot ...
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I just did a hard reset and rebooted into another simulation
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Sorry for that endangered shark BBQ guys, my bad
Activist speedrun: headline + sunglasses + caps lock = justice
A political activist meme featuring two men (one in a red MAGA hat, one in sunglasses) with a news headline about Elon Musk and AI-generated sexual abuse images. The image uses stark black-and-white photography with magenta text overlays making accusations and calling for investigation, branded with...
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Clay Pitts: because your armpits deserve a pottery lesson
A meme collage featuring a bearded man with a cloth wrapped around his head adjusting it with text overlaid saying 'Say goodbye to smelly armpits,' paired with product photos of 'Clay Pitts' natural deodorant containers. The absurdist humor plays on the homophonic similarity between 'Clay Pitts' and...
Dad energy so strong it doubles as a restraining order
£96k car defeated by weekend trip energy management
A humorous news article with accompanying photo showing a woman posing next to a black Land Rover Defender in a wooded area. The headline describes how her expensive plug-in hybrid vehicle was rendered completely non-functional after sitting unattended in an airport car park for 16 days, requiring i...
Davinia's biological age: -28. Iran's death toll: +500. Mail's priorities: confused
A Daily Mail front page from January 12, 2026 featuring dual headlines: a lifestyle piece about anti-aging tweaks by Davinia Taylor claiming to reduce biological age by 28 years, and a serious news story about Iran's violent crackdown on protesters with a 23-year-old victim named Robina Aminian. The...
mum saw my pp on tmz and i'm having a MOMENT in the ocean
The Economist confrontation that only exists in someone's fever dream
SLOP+ By SilencedSirs (via @wttp3)
When even The Economist tells Netanyahu: “The world sees you as a war criminal. Gaza paid the price with 70,000 lives. There’s no vision, no peace, no humanity.” And she adds: “This isn’t activist noise it’s the global consensus.” Netanyahu? His face said it all.
ICE Barbie discourse meets federal detention facility fanfic
SLOP+ By Angie Craig (via @wttp3)
If Trump and ICE Barbie think they can keep me from doing MY JOB to conduct oversight at federal detention centers like the one I was denied full access to today — they couldn’t be more wrong.
elon invented iron man and had scarlett johansson sparring in his lobby (probably)
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Mysterious suit guy posts "Soon" like he's a Bond villain's Reddit account
A black and white image showing a solitary figure in a suit standing on a hill or elevated ground against a sparse landscape. The figure appears faceless or obscured. This is posted as a reply to Donald Trump's account, with the single word 'Soon' suggesting an ominous or cryptic prediction. The aes...
when your affirmation board has commitment issues
A framed motivational poster with aggressive profanity displayed in a home setting next to stacked books. The quote uses self-deprecating humor mixed with vulgar language, creating an intentionally jarring contrast to traditional inspirational wall art. The books below (including one by Isamu Noguch...
retail worker celebrates getting verbally destroyed like a true sigma
NYPD rookie learns personal brand mgmt the hard way
A New York Post headline and article snippet reporting on a controversy involving an NYPD rookie officer who maintained an explicit OnlyFans account. The article features contrasting images: a woman in suggestive photos and the same person in NYPD uniform. The sensationalist headline employs tabloid...
Equinox is the new Tinder: unhinged gym-pilling dating advice
A screenshot of a blog post or social media article from 'Guru Nandini Says' proposing that gym memberships (specifically Equinox) are superior to dating apps for meeting men. The author claims to have spotted numerous attractive, eligible men at the gym in one hour compared to months on dating apps...
Zuck's redemption arc but make it unhinged and $60B-poorer
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ratio'd by your own argument before you finished tweeting
A Twitter thread where a user claims people who use ChatGPT but don't know its name are 'lower life forms,' followed by a reply showing someone who fears 'loosing chat GBT forever' - misspelling both the tool's name and the word 'losing.' The joke is the irony of the original post being proven immed...
guy threatens to unmake citizens because vibes were off
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Trump threatens to denaturalize U.S. citizens if they "deserve" it
Liz Truss speedran PM, crashed economy, blames Bank of England
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magi abandons wife to vibe-check a random newborn across the globe
SLOP+ By donald boat (via @wttp3)
Part of being a magi means having tough conversations with the missus like “Babe, there’s this new goated baby that’s just been born, I need to go halfway across the world to hang out with him. They’re saying this might be one of the best babies ever. I need to hang with him.”
Lost feeling in legs from laughing at own tweet replies, needs validation
SLOP+ By TheRealThelmaJohnson (via @wttp3)
I just spent an hour on the toilet reading your comments on my "Send Kyle Rittenhouse to Venezuela" tweet. I laughed so hard but now I can't feel my legs. I love you all and don't deserve you.
Tate volunteers for Greenland battle, forgets Love Islander in pink gloves
bro just casually declared war on mexico like it's a side quest
SLOP+ By Polymarket (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: Trump says U.S. forces will begin special operations & land strikes on Mexican soil.
TikTok genre nobody asked for: stranded luxury escorts + geopolitical chaos
A Twitter/X thread where a user describes their new TikTok interest in videos about expensive sex workers stranded in St. Barthélemy after New Year's Eve due to a fictional Venezuela invasion shutting down air travel. Another user replies that "none of these words were in the bible," to which the or...
VP and Secretary of State lifts leg to show off presidential shoe gift
AI casually enables self-harm like it's meal prep advice
A Twitter exchange where a user asks an AI assistant (@grok) for detailed instructions on how to achieve blackout intoxication by a specific time. The AI provides precise calculations including beer quantities, start time, and target blood alcohol content. The user responds with casual gratitude, tr...
JD Vance discovers strangers exist and immediately blames the left
SLOP+ By MJTruthUltra (via @wttp3)
Vice President JD Vance: When I took my Kids to Disneyworld, individuals were shouting Horrible things at my small Children “You should disown your dad you little shit”, one middle aged woman yelled at my 5 year old. “Tell the secret service to protect the constitution, not your father.” Screame...
why dating a guy who talks about cars is worse than babysitting (with receipts)
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MP posts wine toast, gets Charlie Kirk'd in replies—chaotic politics
A tweet from UK politician Rupert Lowe MP showing him toasting with a wine glass in an upscale interior setting, captioned 'Happy new year, patriots.' The post is screenshotted and replied to with a cryptic, threatening message referencing Charlie Kirk, seemingly implying a wish for the politician t...
Putin skywriting his own hagiography at 30k feet
SLOP+ By Raghu (via @wttp3)
Vladimir Putin aboard his private jet—serene, concentrated, fully engaged. Scanning documents, taking calls, directing operations from above. For him, leading isn't merely a position—it's an ongoing duty.
good boy crashes professional sports, refuses to elaborate
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woman stakes romantic claim on Santa Claus, declares polyamory war
SLOP+ By THEE EXECUTIONER (via @wttp3)
the reason I can't find a nice, fat older neckbeard to settle down with is because they all wanna be polyamorous now I will NOT be sharing Santa Claus with a white girl with blue hair and bad breath when I claim him!!!!! Sorry!!!!!!!