digital couldn't get dirty enough so they went full analog boomer

A cinematographer solemnly explains why a queer slasher called 'Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma' absolutely needed 35mm film stock to achieve proper grittiness—because apparently pixels are too clean for depravity. This is what happens when film school graduates mistake equipment fetishism for artistic vision and create a movie with a title that sounds like it was generated by a Reddit thread. The real horror here isn't on screen.