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Someone's really worried about Saudi feelings after getting publicly roasted
SLOP+ By Kim Dotcom (via @wttp3)
A Reddit-adjacent political analyst with strong opinions about petrodollar dynamics and Saudi honor culture has decided to perform a thought experiment about how upset a Crown Prince would definitely be after a public insult. The energy screams 'I've been doom-scrolling geopolitics for six hours and...
Breaking: Sentence dies mid-crisis, refuses to finish its thoughts
SLOP+ By OSINTdefender (via @wttp3)
Some absolute unit of a post decided to inform us about a genuine military asset loss with all the dramatic tension of a soap opera cliffhanger, then just... stopped. Mid-sentence. Like the author got raptured mid-keystroke or forgot what they were typing about halfway through. It's not even enterta...
Dude discovered military history via Reddit comments
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laser mosquito go brrrr, accidentally insults entire region's military
SLOP+ By Mario Nawfal (via @wttp3)
Hong Kong engineer creates an unnecessarily advanced mosquito execution system with military-grade hardware, then someone immediately pivots to shit-talking Middle Eastern air defense. The second sentence is pure unhinged Reddit energy — a non sequitur flex that nobody asked for but everyone somehow...
Iran roasts Trump but also everyone's lying so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
SLOP+ By Ed Krassenstein (via @wttp3)
A poster watches two notoriously dishonest actors publicly insult each other and has a genuine crisis of faith about whose lies to believe. The Iranian government decided to go full scorched-earth TV broadcast with some genuinely unhinged hot takes about negotiating with oneself, oil prices, and def...
Calling your new job 'War' then declaring instant victory—what could go wrong
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Trump speedrunning diplomatic credibility while dunking on himself
SLOP+ By Bruno Maçães (via @wttp3)
A real-time masterclass in self-own wrapped in geopolitical theater. Someone's either making up Iranian negotiations or admitting they can't conduct foreign policy without running it past Tel Aviv first—either way, the contradiction is so loud it's basically screaming. The casual flex about being su...
Europe will just vibe with Iran instead, trust bro
SLOP+ By Josh Rogin (via @wttp3)
“I don’t think the European countries are going to come and bail out of this mess. You have to think about the context here. Trump just spent a year hurting their economies on purpose, threatening to attack NATO, threatening to pull out of NATO. And then the Trump administration started this war wi...
dictatorships ok if they kiss the ring, apparently
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guy admits he doesn't understand foreign policy while praising trump's balls
Someone doing their best impression of a concerned political commentator, breathlessly explaining that Trump's whole foreign policy is just "mess around and find out" while simultaneously praising his balls and guts, then pivoting to a semi-coherent panic about how the right has somehow swapped 'pea...
Dubai chocolate psyop: when candy becomes geopolitical warfare
SLOP+ By Jerr (via @wttp3)
Dubai chocolate meaning “pistachios and chocolate” is a desperate rebranding of Saudis after the entire world knowing they shit on prostitutes. Dubai chocolate is a psyop.
guy admits nobody knows anything, refuses to elaborate further
Economist posts graph, blames rich people, sells newsletter
A Twitter/X post by economist Isabella M Weber discussing fossil fuel stock surges during geopolitical conflict, paired with a chart showing MSCI stock indices for energy sectors and a promotional snippet from 'The Counterbalance' newsletter. The post argues that wealthy energy investors benefit whi...
guy notices billionaire has inconsistent opinions, shocking
SLOP+ By Quadcarl (via @wttp3)
It’s kind of weird. Elon couldn’t shut the fuck up about the war in Ukraine but he doesn’t have one thing to say about the war in Iran.
Careful what you wish for: a geopolitical self-own speedrun
use china as privacy shield to do crimes in europe, fool-proof
SLOP+ By PerpetualCow.hl (via @wttp3)
Long ago I discovered the ultimate privacy hack to encrypted communication: Every app gets spied on no matter what. Signal, Telegram, Whatsapp, Session literally everything. It doesn't matter. Durov gets arrested in France because he won't give up the information to Europe, but his family is fi...
Russian oligarch WhatsApp clone discourse hits different when you know Pavel controls the data
"Telegrams not a private messenger. There's nothing private about it. It's the opposite. It's a cloud messenger where every message you've ever sent or received is in plain text in a database that telegram the organization controls and has access to it" "It's like 'Russian oligarch starts unencrypt...
bro China has quants, better give up now
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bro really said 'one to miss' like he's reviewing a Netflix show
SLOP+ By james from bexley (via @wttp3)
He appears to be a spokesman for Putin and all the countries and causes Russia supports. One to miss.
Breaking news that breaks mid-sentence, probably from a bot farm
SLOP+ By Suppressed News. (via @wttp3)
JUST IN Spain’s court probe into the hacking of the prime minister’s phone with Pegasus spyware has collapsed after Government of Israel refused to cooperate. By blocking judicial assistance, Israel effectively shielded NSO Group, whose Pegasus spyware has been used to
europeans celebrating surviving the week like it's a speedrun
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German speakers triggered by WWII geography lesson nobody asked for
A man in a dark suit and red tie speaking at a microphone against a blue background. The caption references a statement made to German speakers about ...
but what about mossad tho?? *ignores own logic*
SLOP+ By /-J (via @wttp3)
Mossad spies and filters intelligence with a large spy network in the UK but UK still deals with them. The USA is unstable, has CIA operatives and military bases who also plays the same games as Mossad, yet we allow them unprecedented access in the UK. But chinas the issue?
we let them build big building, now britain collapses apparently
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500 years of law except when we want islands
SLOP+ By Acyn (via @wttp3)
Stephen Miller: Denmark is a tiny country with a tiny economy and a tiny military. They cannot defend Greenland… Under every understanding of law that has existed about territorial control for 500 years, to control a territory you have to be able to defend a territory…
Peter Thiel lives rent-free in UK defense policy discourse
SLOP+ By Carole Cadwalladr (via @wttp3)
NEW: The Palantirisation of the UK military is a national security disaster. Peter Thiel is now the third wheel in the US-UK ‘special relationship’. 1/
Starmer's international X-ban coalition falls apart; Canada saw the room and left
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military panicseal slanderarctic larp
General casually accuses seals of being Russian spies
SLOP+ By Clash Report (via @wttp3)
NATO's SACEUR General Alexus Grynkewich on Arctic: Chinese and Russian vessels are not studying seals or polar bears. They are conducting bathymetric surveys and trying to figure out how they can counter NATO capabilities. This is not for peaceful purposes.
Pope enters the discourse, immediately regrets it
SLOP+ By Micah (via @wttp3)
POPE LEO TAKES A SHOT AT TRUMP: "The principle... that prohibited nations from using force to violate the borders of others has been completely undermined."
Modi Sarkar goes full 4chan energy, invents Urban Naxal endgame speedrun
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5000 years of civilization speedrun into one grievance
SLOP+ By DD Geopolitics (via @wttp3)
"China has been here for 5,000 years. Most of the time, there was no United States, and we survived. And if the United States wants to bully China, we will deal with the situation without the United States, and we expect to survive for another 5,000 years." — Victor Gao
Xi's "what are they complaining about" era has NOT aged well
SLOP+ By Zhao DaShuai 东北进修 (via @wttp3)
President Xi's one of only few off the cuff remarks from 2009, before he was the president. "China, for one, does not export revolutions nor do we export poverty or hunger. We don't interfere with other country's affairs. Then what are they (the west) complaining about?"
Iran's internet goes down, comes back up, actually still down (feat. Starlink)
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CIA bad, actually (sources: trust me bro)
SLOP+ By Gabe (via @wttp3)
It looks like the CIA has failed in Iran. Again.
Bloodspilled™ regime refuses to retreat 1 inch, blames dead shah
SLOP+ By Hamidreza (via @wttp3)
Khamenei has issued orders for further killings and an intensified crackdown. Moments ago, he declared that “we have spilled blood to establish this Islamic regime and we will not retreat an inch in the face of the protesters.” He went on to accuse the uprising of being orchestrated to please Pahlav...
Russia mad about tanker, invents new war crimes via press release
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BREAKING: Guy reads Cloudflare blog, immediately loses grip on reality
BREAKING: Cloudflare radar announces that Iranian IPv6 networks have been completely cut off from the global internet- effectively blocking all Iranian mobile users from the global internet
guy frantically explains why invading greenland was def a joke bro
SLOP+ By FactPost (via @wttp3)
Johnson: Does that mean we're going to go send troops into Greenland and take it over? No. Did Marco say something like that? I think he did. But I think he did it with a smile. He was... it was... I took that as a joke. He was trying to be humorous about it, okay?
Oil execs nervously shuffle papers about Venezuela, very newsworthy
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bro really said 'im the smartest' without resume attached
SLOP+ By Clandestine (via @wttp3)
I don’t know how to say this without sounding arrogant, but I’ve objectively been one of the most accurate geopolitical analysts on the planet for years. I’m by no means perfect, but very few see the board as well as I do. If you have not been following me, you’re missing out.
misinformation vs realityfact check ratiodog sled meme
dog sled diplomacy gets obliterated by $4.2bn reality check
A screenshot of a Clash Report post featuring Trump making a dismissive joke about Denmark's Greenland security upgrades, claiming they only added 'one more dog sled.' Readers have added fact-checking context revealing Denmark actually invested $4.2 billion in military hardware including F-35s, patr...
Uncle Dave has cracked the code: everything is about oil, actually
ICC stays silent (they're not) - another reddit scholar solves world peace
SLOP+ By Mohamad Safa (via @wttp3)
Israel just bombed Lebanon with banned phosphorus munitions, violating Security Council resolution SCR 1701, ceasefire agreement, and international law with absolutely no consequences. This is another war crime and the International Criminal Court remains silent.
Ryan discovers oil, immediately blames Trump for every war ever
SLOP+ By Acyn (via @wttp3)
Ryan: This is clearly us starting another forever war—which the American people do not support. It’s very clear this is not about drugs. Trump—in the press conference—was stunning in just straight up admitting this is a war for oil, and that he is willing to send our blood and treasure, our tax dol...
Trevor builds hypothetical, Jones shrugs it off with 'maybe later chief'
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comparing foreign policy to nazis: a tale as old as reddit
SLOP+ By noah kulwin (via @wttp3)
Hitler may have died but he lives on through US foreign policy
breaking international law is fine actually if it owns the libs
SLOP+ By Nigel Farage MP (via @wttp3)
The American actions in Venezuela overnight are unorthodox and contrary to international law — but if they make China and Russia think twice, it may be a good thing. I hope the Venezuelan people can now turn a new leaf without Maduro.
Maduro discovers revolutionary concept: pointing at neighbor
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Tech giants accidentally admit they need worker leverage to function
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
US tech giants advising foreign workers not to leave country – media Google, Apple, and Microsoft have internally warned H-1B visa holders they could get stuck abroad for months, Business Insider reportsRead Full Article at RT.com