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Senator cosplays warfare, plumber-roaster drops reality bomb
A Twitter exchange showing Senator Markwayne Mullin posting dramatic military rhetoric about leading breaches and laying down cover fire, followed by Fred Wellman's aggressive reply calling out Mullin as a plumber who never served military duty, using profanity-laden language to criticize his credib...
Barred politician discovers 'shut up' as economic policy
SLOP+ By BowTiedMara (via @wttp3)
A surreal scene unfolds with an anti-Milei leftist on television. Mariana Brey (journalist): You've been saying for months that Milei's government would collapse. And the more time passes, the more positive the government's image becomes. Guillermo Moreno (leftist, barred from public office for li...
Labour loses to Greens, Brits celebrate awards, tabloid screams
Starmer takes 14th L, tabloids weaponize it relentlessly
A Daily Mail front page from February 17, 2026, featuring multiple political scandals: the PM forced into a U-turn on local election cancellation after pressure from Nigel Farage (headline 14th major U-turn), an opinion piece calling for a police inquiry into Prince Andrew, and a sidebar story about...
guy yells at clouds, pretends quote means something
SLOP+ By CALL TO ACTIVISM (via @wttp3)
OMG: In a historically shocking moment, Donald Trump just went further than ever before - openly praising authoritarian rule. “I’m a dictator… but sometimes you need a dictator.” The mask all the way coming off. Anyone still pretending this is normal is lying to themselves.
Jennifer Welch speedruns political discourse with pink-arm slurs
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congressman discovers fashion, declares it a national emergency
SLOP+ By Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)
Moskowitz on Noem: "Is she hiding her face like her ICE agents now? By the way -- is this what the $800 billion went to? Every day we see her after some new tragedy, she's wearing a different outfit with a different hat. She looks ridiculous. She's not just an embarrassment to the country, she's an ...
two years, same guy, maximum vitriol and zero chill
SLOP+ By NoelCaslerComedy (via @wttp3)
January 6, 2021 was Donald Trump defecating on the USA. January 6, 2025 was Donald Trump rubbing our face it. He’s a 79 year-old drug addict in a diaper who can barely read. He spent his life lying, cheating & raping. Step the f*ck up & stop this guy. He should be in prison.
guy screams list into void, calls it political analysis
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Entire nations called stupid, dementia diagnosed via blog post
SLOP+ By Dr. Dave (via @wttp3)
There isn’t another nation on earth that’d like to have Trump as their leader— not in Europe, and not anywhere else. Only in America are people stupid and self-destructive enough to elect an ignorant, malignant sociopath. And now— dementia has impaired him enough to say this.
bro discovered caps lock and thinks he's solving politics
SLOP+ By The Daily Beast (via @wttp3)
OPINION | The President of the United States is out of his mind, and nobody’s doing a goddamned thing about it.
Angry foreigner declares war on country they'll never visit
when your entire party becomes a case study in making things worse
SLOP+ By Mukhtar (via @wttp3)
"As the member for Clacton is making excuses about his behaviour at school...In Hampshire, their mayoral candidate says that the deputy PM, a Black British man born in this country, should go back to the Caribbean. In Staffordshire, reform's leader has been exposed as a white supremacist."
Lozzy's greatest hits: a speedrun of consequences with receipts
SLOP+ By G.T (via @wttp3)
Laurence Fox vs The State (1/5) 90(k) lost via drag queen 1 gb news contract termination 1 blackface posted 1 sainsbury’s boycot over "blm" 8 court cases lost 1 upskirting photo 1 billie piper divorce 2 children burdened 5 pedophile insults made "Lozzy Savile" @LozzaFox
Sausage fingers man bad, caps lock go brrr
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unhinged manifesto energy ft. moral superiority complex
SLOP+ By Lara Logan (via @wttp3)
Fuck every delusional Trump-hating asshole. You are on the wrong side of history. Get over yourself, face reality & do the right thing. Before we all lose everything.
kathy hochul discovers caps lock, compares colleague to literal trump
SLOP+ By The Tennessee Holler (via @wttp3)
“She’s full of shit. She’s even more extreme than Trump, i didn’t think that was possible. I hope she’s proud of herself. It’s disgusting. Abhorrent. That’s who she is.” - @GovKathyHochul on @EliseStefanik calling Zohran a “jihadist” even after Trump said he isn’t
Governor discovers new extreme by comparing to Trump baseline
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Psychology degree from Reddit University speedrun any%
SLOP+ By Simon Gosden. Esq. #fbpe 3.5% (via @wttp3)
The worst possible man to be in charge of the country at a critical moment in history. An infantile narcissist with delusions of grandeur and the attention span of a gnat.