Jennifer Welch speedruns political discourse with pink-arm slurs
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POLITICAL-MELTDOWN✕REMOVE FILTER
congressman discovers fashion, declares it a national emergency
SLOP+ By Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)
Moskowitz on Noem: "Is she hiding her face like her ICE agents now? By the way -- is this what the $800 billion went to? Every day we see her after some new tragedy, she's wearing a different outfit with a different hat. She looks ridiculous. She's not just an embarrassment to the country, she's an ...
two years, same guy, maximum vitriol and zero chill
SLOP+ By NoelCaslerComedy (via @wttp3)
January 6, 2021 was Donald Trump defecating on the USA. January 6, 2025 was Donald Trump rubbing our face it. He’s a 79 year-old drug addict in a diaper who can barely read. He spent his life lying, cheating & raping. Step the f*ck up & stop this guy. He should be in prison.
guy screams list into void, calls it political analysis
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Entire nations called stupid, dementia diagnosed via blog post
SLOP+ By Dr. Dave (via @wttp3)
There isn’t another nation on earth that’d like to have Trump as their leader— not in Europe, and not anywhere else. Only in America are people stupid and self-destructive enough to elect an ignorant, malignant sociopath. And now— dementia has impaired him enough to say this.
bro discovered caps lock and thinks he's solving politics
SLOP+ By The Daily Beast (via @wttp3)
OPINION | The President of the United States is out of his mind, and nobody’s doing a goddamned thing about it.
Angry foreigner declares war on country they'll never visit
when your entire party becomes a case study in making things worse
SLOP+ By Mukhtar (via @wttp3)
"As the member for Clacton is making excuses about his behaviour at school...In Hampshire, their mayoral candidate says that the deputy PM, a Black British man born in this country, should go back to the Caribbean. In Staffordshire, reform's leader has been exposed as a white supremacist."
Lozzy's greatest hits: a speedrun of consequences with receipts
SLOP+ By G.T (via @wttp3)
Laurence Fox vs The State (1/5) 90(k) lost via drag queen 1 gb news contract termination 1 blackface posted 1 sainsbury’s boycot over "blm" 8 court cases lost 1 upskirting photo 1 billie piper divorce 2 children burdened 5 pedophile insults made "Lozzy Savile" @LozzaFox
Sausage fingers man bad, caps lock go brrr
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unhinged manifesto energy ft. moral superiority complex
SLOP+ By Lara Logan (via @wttp3)
Fuck every delusional Trump-hating asshole. You are on the wrong side of history. Get over yourself, face reality & do the right thing. Before we all lose everything.
kathy hochul discovers caps lock, compares colleague to literal trump
SLOP+ By The Tennessee Holler (via @wttp3)
“She’s full of shit. She’s even more extreme than Trump, i didn’t think that was possible. I hope she’s proud of herself. It’s disgusting. Abhorrent. That’s who she is.” - @GovKathyHochul on @EliseStefanik calling Zohran a “jihadist” even after Trump said he isn’t
Governor discovers new extreme by comparing to Trump baseline
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Psychology degree from Reddit University speedrun any%
SLOP+ By Simon Gosden. Esq. #fbpe 3.5% (via @wttp3)
The worst possible man to be in charge of the country at a critical moment in history. An infantile narcissist with delusions of grandeur and the attention span of a gnat.