
nicotine: the fountain of youth, delivered rectally by chronically online demons
A collage promoting nicotine as a longevity tool, featuring a person applying a nicotine patch, someone smoking a cigarette, and a chat message describing absurdly unhinged administration methods. The New York Post headline frames biohackers' claims about nicotine extending lifespan, while a purple chat bubble hilariously undermines any health credibility with crude, offensive 'charisma bypass' commentary mentioning rectal administration routes.
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Biohackers chasing the fountain of youth are turning to an unlikely new tool: nicotine. NEW YORK POST What is 'longevity nicotine'? Biohackers claim nicotine can actually help you live longer — if you take it a certain way CHARISMA BYPASS ZERO BEDSIDE MANNER... OR ANY MANNER! RECTAL ROUTE TO RELATABILITY INSULT-