frozen pool noodle: because normal food storage is for normies
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Berlin party guru drops health facts while anonymously destroying livers
A person wearing a black ski mask and white t-shirt holds earbuds while speaking into a microphone. They appear to be giving advice or commentary about partying in Berlin for 72 hours straight. The image is framed as a meme with yellow text overlays and has the 'U-Takes' branding, suggesting it's sa...
nicotine: the fountain of youth, delivered rectally by chronically online demons
A collage promoting nicotine as a longevity tool, featuring a person applying a nicotine patch, someone smoking a cigarette, and a chat message describing absurdly unhinged administration methods. The New York Post headline frames biohackers' claims about nicotine extending lifespan, while a purple ...
Discord bad, kissing your homies good actually
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liquidate ur entire existence, trust me bro
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sell everything. exit all markets. sell your dollars. sell your gold. sell your housing. sell your stocks. sell your bonds. sell it all. sell every single asset you own
Fox hunting: the hobby for people who've given up on everything
A meme featuring a person in formal fox hunting attire (red jacket, riding helmet) with a trumpet, addressing someone off-camera. The image presents a darkly humorous suggestion that someone with severe personal deficiencies should join fox hunting, implying the activity attracts a particular type o...
divorce lawyer's favorite copypasta starter pack
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