Bob Ross's fever dream cousin tells us to chill, we somehow believe him
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frozen pool noodle: because normal food storage is for normies
A freezer shelf displaying a purple pool noodle placed among groceries including bread, condiments, and various packaged foods. The image humorously documents the friend's suggestion to freeze a pool noodle, presented as a practical life hack with the caption suggesting it actually works. Extracte...
Berlin party guru drops health facts while anonymously destroying livers
nicotine: the fountain of youth, delivered rectally by chronically online demons
A collage promoting nicotine as a longevity tool, featuring a person applying a nicotine patch, someone smoking a cigarette, and a chat message describing absurdly unhinged administration methods. The New York Post headline frames biohackers' claims about nicotine extending lifespan, while a purple ...
Discord bad, kissing your homies good actually
SLOP+ By @endingstart_ (via @wttp3)
The “Discord alternative” is looking your friends in the eyes and saying “This is real” then pressing your lips into them.
liquidate ur entire existence, trust me bro
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Fox hunting: the hobby for people who've given up on everything
A meme featuring a person in formal fox hunting attire (red jacket, riding helmet) with a trumpet, addressing someone off-camera. The image presents a darkly humorous suggestion that someone with severe personal deficiencies should join fox hunting, implying the activity attracts a particular type o...
divorce lawyer's favorite copypasta starter pack
SLOP+ By Coach Duggs (via @wttp3)
When your wife becomes a sex addict and starts cheating on you with everybody, there’s only one place to go.
