hydration as a personality trait and social escape hatch

Someone discovered that drinking obscene amounts of water creates a biological excuse to avoid human interaction and decided this was philosophy. It's the kind of hollow wellness advice that masquerades as self-care while actually being a cry for social isolation wrapped in hydration memes. The execution is harmless enough, but the underlying sentiment—that bathroom breaks are a preferable alternative to dealing with people—is quintessentially internet-damaged.