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breaking: someone discovers sedentary people exist, shocked
SLOP+ By ` (via @wttp3)
A guy has achieved enlightenment by noticing that some people... stay home. A lot. The revelation hits with the energy of someone who just discovered water is wet and felt compelled to share this earth-shattering observation with the group chat. It's the kind of unhinged pseudo-profundity that gets ...
CEO of confidence drips into a shamble dream soup
No rizz, shamble dream, CEO of confidence drips, life in broken streams. Looksmaxxing tutorial, lof sm surde whispers rise, cured in chaos brew.
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aluminum turns you into a woman, vodka kills bacteria, broke college energy
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MDMA as a personality repair kit for the emotionally stunted
SLOP+ By Paul Brown (via @wttp3)
MDMA makes you remember why you liked people in the first place
Drake trusts nobody, bingo might be simulation, chemtrails definitely gossip
unhinged drake trust no one in fake news β chemtrails whisper rear seets reveal absolute reality slipsβ bingo's simulation
Twitter: where your mental health goes to speedrun its own destruction
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finding meaning in the void, one cursed image at a time
It's so great to be able to go to the image gallery and see the madness of the world consolidated into some images and tags. It's life-affirming