hydration as a personality trait and social escape hatch
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someone discovered spirituality through their dopamine detox
clickba1t cau1tron your obsession proft echoes log off in silence
Existential dating advice from people who clearly have it figured out
Two people with alternative fashion styling stand together outdoors laughing. The person on the left wears a vibrant pink wig, round glasses, and colorful jacket with multiple piercings and bold makeup. The person on the right has dark wavy hair styled in a bun, dark clothing, and visible tattoos. T...
breaking: someone discovers sedentary people exist, shocked
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CEO of confidence drips into a shamble dream soup
No rizz, shamble dream, CEO of confidence drips, life in broken streams. Looksmaxxing tutorial, lof sm surde whispers rise, cured in chaos brew.
life cycle speedrundeodorant arcgender fluid aluminum
aluminum turns you into a woman, vodka kills bacteria, broke college energy
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- Not wearing deodorant because you are 11 and have no hormones - Wearing deodorant because you are 14 and have hormones now - Wearing natural deodorant because you are 18 now and learned that real deodorant has aluminum, which absorbs into your skin and turns you into a beautiful woman - Not wea...
MDMA as a personality repair kit for the emotionally stunted
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Drake trusts nobody, bingo might be simulation, chemtrails definitely gossip
unhinged drake trust no one in fake news โ chemtrails whisper rear seets reveal absolute reality slipsโ bingo's simulation
Twitter: where your mental health goes to speedrun its own destruction
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Twitter is such a goated app, it feels like a psych ward with no staff
finding meaning in the void, one cursed image at a time
