FEST 2000 WAS AN INSIDE JOB (the text is a cry for help)

A chaotic 'breaking news' style meme poster with aggressive yellow text announcing 'FEST 2000' as a 'coverup.' The background shows a blurry concert/festival scene with people and stage lighting. The bottom contains intentionally garbled, nearly illegible text that appears to be corrupted or deliberately obfuscated conspiracy-style rambling. Extracted text: BREAKING SCOOP! SELF-ROAST-2000 FEST 2000 IS A COVERUP! ...BFRE EUFELL I EMELTHE"SERES & PEPTINNERE! "OPLIS'H'T'STATE"CASTIME'FLSTESS'ONS A LOMBT'LES. WEAL I'DOME, ELOMORE THER HE, FIS'A UNGREESI!