depression merch for people who think self-aware suffering is a personality

Hello
Here are some engaging and memorable T-shirt slogans:
1. “YOU GOT THIS” (While I am uncertain if this is entirely accurate.)
2. “MOTIVATIONAL SOP” (A playful and unconventional way of expressing “motivational speech.”)
3. “HA HA WE’RE ALL ❤” (A playful and affectionate expression of unity.)
4. “GLASS HALF-FILLED (with EXISTENTIAL DREAD!) ❤” (A creative interpretation of the classic phrase.)
5. “MY BRAIN IS A SOUFFLÉ! ❤” (A unique and amusing way to describe an active mind.)
6. “HA HA WE’RE ALL DOOMED” (A lighthearted and humorous expression of shared challenges.)
I trust these ideas meet the requirements for Slop Max’s T-shirts. tees