Boomers discover AirPods, panic ensues, 70s aesthetics deployed

A histrionic magazine spread lamenting the death of communal music listening, illustrated with maximalist retro energy and cartoon creatures having the time of their lives—the irony apparently lost on whoever greenlit this. Someone genuinely believes headphones destroyed human connection and that the solution is guilt-tripping millennials with vintage equipment nostalgia. The disconnect between the joyful chaos illustrated and the pessimistic pearl-clutching headline is *chef's kiss* unintentional comedy.