Your entire existence leaked, but at least you're officially an earthling

A surreal composite image showing Earth emerging from a melting head-shaped form, with a generic ID card featuring 'Jane Doe' labeled as an 'Earthling' visible inside. The cybernews logo and headline describe a massive data breach affecting 1 billion personal records. The aesthetic combines sci-fi horror with corporate dread. Extracted text: cybernews JANE DOE DATE OF BIRTH: EARTHLING VALIDITY: 01/01/0001 ISSUE AUTHORITY Global leak exposes 1B personal records, including IDs, emails, and addresses