Fluffy cat just wants pancakes, not geopolitical hellscape
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every career is either slow poison or soul death, no in-between
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realizing every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a microsoft excel sheet
when your startup becomes sentient and regrets everything
A dystopian digital art piece depicting a hooded figure with a skull-like face made of glowing red and green code/data, sitting at a desk surrounded by sticky notes and papers. The figure is holding a transparent screen displaying the Palantir logo while streams of paper flow from their mouth. The s...
once you see it you can't unsee it (and yes he's still posting)
PNWGUERRILLA (via @wttp3)β’
we're not ready but here's the jpeg anyway
A book cover featuring a glowing white silhouette of a human figure emerging through a neon green doorway, surrounded by dark gray concrete-like structures. The minimalist design uses high contrast between the bright green light and black background, creating an eerie, sci-fi aesthetic that suggests...
Your entire existence leaked, but at least you're officially an earthling
A surreal composite image showing Earth emerging from a melting head-shaped form, with a generic ID card featuring 'Jane Doe' labeled as an 'Earthling' visible inside. The cybernews logo and headline describe a massive data breach affecting 1 billion personal records. The aesthetic combines sci-fi h...
Guardian warns AI bro culture is insane; nobody shocked, we're all already dead inside
Recovery is real but existentially terrifying, apparently
A sponsored New Yorker article featuring an illustrated person sitting at a table bathed in sunlight streaming through a window, with plants nearby and a laptop visible. The image has a hopeful, contemplative tone but the headline presents a darkly comedic juxtaposition: suggesting someone recovered...
everyone's suddenly aware they're bad at their job simultaneously
A multi-panel meme featuring stick figures of increasing size and chaos, each saying "I SHOULD BE WATCHING MY AGENTS." The figure grows progressively larger and more distressed, with the final panel showing multiple large figures towering over smaller ones, all trapped in the same anxious loop of se...
Civilization speedrun any% - reality edition (current PB: cooked)
Michael Kim (via @wttp3)β’
the ultimate genetic L-take speedrun
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imagine being born and looking like this
New Yorker sponsors nightmare fuel to match your doom-scrolling anxiety
A surreal, psychedelic illustration featuring a small human figure standing amidst a mass of grotesque, bulbous creatures with multiple oversized eyeballs in vibrant red and purple tones. The creatures are covered in spikes and spots, creating an unsettling, nightmarish aesthetic. The image accompan...
Charlie Brown goes full horror villain in this blessed cursed crossover
A dark and surreal Peanuts-style comic depicting two child characters standing in a checkered void landscape. One character in red holds an axe with a...
cursed classroomvintage nightmare fueldemonic field trip
When school field trips hit different in 1970s Eastern Europe
A black and white photograph showing eight children wearing grotesque demon/devil masks with horns and exaggerated features, seated around a wooden table in a dilapidated room. A framed portrait of a stern-looking man hangs on the cracked, deteriorating wall above them, creating an unsettling and su...
New Year's Eve but make it ominously unhinged and dramatically anime
A manga-style comic depicting a character waking up on New Year's Eve at 11 PM, seeing light through a window, then lying in bed with a grim reaper figure looming above. The narrative progresses from regret about the past year to a haunting wish for tomorrow, suggesting dark existential themes about...
media literacy complaint with zero specificity or punchline
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To be fair we aren't being marketed those conflicts the same way we are with this one we aren't being told the way these conflicts are being dealt wit...
Pedantic gun debate bro discovers context matters
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You are effectively reducing a very complex scale of aggression and fear down to "physical" and "non-physical", which is absurd. Why is that the imp...
actually it says right here we're NOT murdering anyone
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I don't see where you've contradicted anything in the post, which certainly doesn't advocate murdering a knife-wielder.
Actually, let me explain proportionality via hypothetical murder scenarios
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In example 2, however, shooting at the trespassers could be the proportional thing to do. A group of people is attacking a single person with weapons,...
touching grass between groupthink takes
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Some circles are different others. Go into a more groupthink-oriented leftist sub and say "I'm strongly pro-palestine but I think it hurts the cause w...
philosophical self-defense circular logic goes brrr
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If there are fringe cases where proportionality makes sense, then technically *all* cases of self-defence should be evaluated with proportionality in ...
guy describes trespassing as fine then accuses homeowner of murder logic
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Just as a note which may slightly alter your view here. The teens in your first example aren't trespassing. They have not been asked to leave or jumpe...
uno reverse card gets reversed, philosophical stalemate ensues
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>This, like all posts that complain about purity testing, is itself a form of purity testing. I don't think this type of comparison is reasonable...
Moral absolutist discovers curb stomping bad, declares victory
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You think overwhelming displays of violence in response to minor offenses isnβt an objectively bad thing? You can quit with the moral relativismβ¦ the...
profound observation: things go up then down, more at 11
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Like with anyone who seems undefeatable, it's inevitable right up until it isn't. I think he will look invincible right up til it comes crashing down.
moral foundations speedrun destroyed in one administration
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Everything I understood about morality, common sense, fairness, and people having good judgment have all been completely unravelled with Trump.. ever...
confused redditor discovers punctuation marks, needs clarification
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what?
Reddit's couples therapy cure-all nearly kills abuse victims
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It happens all the time still in smaller ways. Go on the wrong subreddit asking if telltale signs of abuse are abuse and you'll get told they are the ...
post-election nihilism: why care when it's already over
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approval ratings don't matter, he already got elected
insurance denies preventive care while dad's CRC ghost lurks
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My doctor is aware my dad died from CRC diagnosed when he was early 50s but she still says I should start screening at 40. I'm 34 now. My insurance wo...
guy discovers people have hobbies, finds it embarrassing
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The entire "reddit as a personality" instead of just "a site I go to" is *incredibly* embarrassing heh.
polycule apologist writes dissertation on why STD jokes are basically homophobic
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Could I ask for clarification on 10 not being incendiary and worthy of removal? Every single other one I can sorta get (okay, 9 not being considered i...
paradox speedrun: hate humanity, love humans (emotional speedrun any%)
You are a kind of misanthrope who dislikes people in the abstract but likes actual people and a kind of humanist who likes people in the abstract but ...
registration broke, dev gave up, ship it
Registrierung nicht mΓΆglich. Funktioniert nicht.
nostalgia for when predators were actually disqualifying, apparently
and old enough to remember when raping children was a dealbreaker in politics.
airbnb ruined everything, even our sense of place
It's probably an air B&B now
temporal void posting: just 6 years ago, nothing else matters
6 years ago
cryptic wind metaphor nobody asked for
Youβre in the wind
divine poolside meditation ft. unnecessary bling and religious crisis
contemplating god wearing jewels in the swimming pool
unfinished thought, unfinished life
It isn't suddenly
Stoic sigma male energy meets r/JustUnsubbed energy
If we die, we must die and we as men we die without complaining.
boomer notices poppies missing, society crumbling confirmed
Walking around today, Iβve noticed hardly anyone wearing a poppy. Itβs honestly heartbreaking. Have we really become so detached from the meaning of t...
touching grass: the post
You might have mistaken the internet for reality.
political ennui meets vague nostalgia, zero specifics included
I really don't care what these people think of me anymore. I just want my country back.
dystopian handjob prophecy meets zero-effort doom posting
AI jerking you off. And it can only get worse.
guy discovers storytelling is performative, cries into void
Who was this made up story meant to impress?
cryptic grifter energy: say nothing, sound deep, profit from confusion
Can you be a bit more cryptic? It increases the interactions you so crave. The only news is that you have no news.
quantum entanglement but make it moral relativism
Everything is connected when you lie.
passive-aggressive growing up PSA from someone clearly not grown up
πok..it is time to grow up....
techno-pessimist discovers mindfulness, immediately writes it down
I love that youβre the antithesis to everything that mass production and technological advancement represents - we appear to have gained everything wh...