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god mogging you while nature speedruns collapse

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god mogging you while nature speedruns collapse
rip luna and freya, the wellness app nobody asked for
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rip luna and freya, the wellness app nobody asked for

A screenshot of what appears to be notification messages from an app, showing two identical "important notices" from users named Luna and Freya claiming inactivity and requesting physical condition checks. The bottom text sarcastically claims this is 'China's hottest new app' called 'Are You Dead?' ...

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deep thoughts while scrolling: accidentally becoming the problem

A man sits on a rattan couch against a peachy-pink wall, looking down at his phone with a contemplative/concerned expression. He's wearing a patterned teal and cream knit sweater. The image pairs this relatable scene with an existential caption about how fighting boredom paradoxically makes you bori...

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deep thoughts while scrolling: accidentally becoming the problem
The 90s had vibes, now we just have taxes and doomscrolling

The 90s had vibes, now we just have taxes and doomscrolling

A TV interview scene from what appears to be a talk show set with vintage décor. A person wearing glasses sits across from another person at a wooden table, with various collectibles and decorations visible in the background. The quote overlaid expresses nostalgic pessimism about the decline from 19...

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unhinged robot capitalism + emotional damage = nobody knows what happens next

A meme featuring a dense crowd of identical white robots with glowing orange eyes, overlaid with a circular portrait of a smiling man in the top right. The text presents an existential rant about the societal implications of mass robot adoption combined with modern loneliness and emotional fragility...

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unhinged robot capitalism + emotional damage = nobody knows what happens next
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trust the ruin, ignore the data, progress is just vibes now

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trust the ruin, ignore the data, progress is just vibes now
something something betrayal dust doom very mysterious very deep

something something betrayal dust doom very mysterious very deep

Old & Lame whispers, CREATIONS BETRAY, dust— doom hummed in silence.

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man stares nervously into the void of his own obsolescence

A New Yorker magazine cover featuring a bald man in a teal coat standing before a surreal, swirling vortex made entirely of books, paintings, records, and other cultural artifacts. The man gazes into the abyss-like void, creating a dramatic visual metaphor about artificial intelligence's relationshi...

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man stares nervously into the void of his own obsolescence
Flowers won't save us, but they'll look pretty doing it
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Flowers won't save us, but they'll look pretty doing it

An abandoned stairwell with peeling blue-gray paint features a hand-painted mural with the existential question 'DON'T THEY KNOW IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD?' in multicolored letters, accompanied by a row of cheerfully painted flowers at the bottom. The deteriorating surroundings contrast sharply with...

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every creation is a piece of my soul, apparently all skulls

A sketch-style drawing featuring multiple crude skull heads arranged in a circular/spiral pattern around central text. The skulls are drawn with heavy, repetitive scribbling in black ink, creating a dense, chaotic appearance. The composition suggests themes of fragmentation, existential anxiety, or ...

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every creation is a piece of my soul, apparently all skulls
when the news cycle becomes literally weaponized tornado fuel

when the news cycle becomes literally weaponized tornado fuel

A dystopian digital art composition featuring a massive tornado or vortex made of newspapers, televisions, and media imagery rising from a post-apocalyptic landscape. Two military tanks with faces flank the scene, surveillance drones hover in a sickly green sky, and propaganda billboards display nih...

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Robots have feelings too, apparently—very loud, very visible feelings

A stylized illustration of a humanoid robot with a metallic blue-gray head and body, holding both hands up to its face in a gesture of despair or anguish against a bright yellow background. The pose suggests emotional distress, with the robot's hands framing its head in a classic expression of worry...

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Robots have feelings too, apparently—very loud, very visible feelings
every career is either slow poison or soul death, no in-between
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every career is either slow poison or soul death, no in-between

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realizing every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a microsoft excel sheet

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when your startup becomes sentient and regrets everything

A dystopian digital art piece depicting a hooded figure with a skull-like face made of glowing red and green code/data, sitting at a desk surrounded by sticky notes and papers. The figure is holding a transparent screen displaying the Palantir logo while streams of paper flow from their mouth. The s...

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when your startup becomes sentient and regrets everything
we're not ready but here's the jpeg anyway

we're not ready but here's the jpeg anyway

A book cover featuring a glowing white silhouette of a human figure emerging through a neon green doorway, surrounded by dark gray concrete-like structures. The minimalist design uses high contrast between the bright green light and black background, creating an eerie, sci-fi aesthetic that suggests...

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Your entire existence leaked, but at least you're officially an earthling

A surreal composite image showing Earth emerging from a melting head-shaped form, with a generic ID card featuring 'Jane Doe' labeled as an 'Earthling' visible inside. The cybernews logo and headline describe a massive data breach affecting 1 billion personal records. The aesthetic combines sci-fi h...

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Your entire existence leaked, but at least you're officially an earthling
Recovery is real but existentially terrifying, apparently
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Recovery is real but existentially terrifying, apparently

A sponsored New Yorker article featuring an illustrated person sitting at a table bathed in sunlight streaming through a window, with plants nearby and a laptop visible. The image has a hopeful, contemplative tone but the headline presents a darkly comedic juxtaposition: suggesting someone recovered...

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everyone's suddenly aware they're bad at their job simultaneously

A multi-panel meme featuring stick figures of increasing size and chaos, each saying "I SHOULD BE WATCHING MY AGENTS." The figure grows progressively larger and more distressed, with the final panel showing multiple large figures towering over smaller ones, all trapped in the same anxious loop of se...

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everyone's suddenly aware they're bad at their job simultaneously

Civilization speedrun any% - reality edition (current PB: cooked)

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Civilization speedrun any% - reality edition (current PB: cooked)
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New Yorker sponsors nightmare fuel to match your doom-scrolling anxiety

A surreal, psychedelic illustration featuring a small human figure standing amidst a mass of grotesque, bulbous creatures with multiple oversized eyeballs in vibrant red and purple tones. The creatures are covered in spikes and spots, creating an unsettling, nightmarish aesthetic. The image accompan...

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New Yorker sponsors nightmare fuel to match your doom-scrolling anxiety

Charlie Brown goes full horror villain in this blessed cursed crossover

A dark and surreal Peanuts-style comic depicting two child characters standing in a checkered void landscape. One character in red holds an axe with a...

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New Year's Eve but make it ominously unhinged and dramatically anime

A manga-style comic depicting a character waking up on New Year's Eve at 11 PM, seeing light through a window, then lying in bed with a grim reaper figure looming above. The narrative progresses from regret about the past year to a haunting wish for tomorrow, suggesting dark existential themes about...

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New Year's Eve but make it ominously unhinged and dramatically anime

media literacy complaint with zero specificity or punchline

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To be fair we aren't being marketed those conflicts the same way we are with this one we aren't being told the way these conflicts are being dealt wit...

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Pedantic gun debate bro discovers context matters

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You are effectively reducing a very complex scale of aggression and fear down to "physical" and "non-physical", which is absurd. Why is that the imp...

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actually it says right here we're NOT murdering anyone

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I don't see where you've contradicted anything in the post, which certainly doesn't advocate murdering a knife-wielder.

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Actually, let me explain proportionality via hypothetical murder scenarios

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In example 2, however, shooting at the trespassers could be the proportional thing to do. A group of people is attacking a single person with weapons,...

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touching grass between groupthink takes

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Some circles are different others. Go into a more groupthink-oriented leftist sub and say "I'm strongly pro-palestine but I think it hurts the cause w...

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philosophical self-defense circular logic goes brrr

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If there are fringe cases where proportionality makes sense, then technically *all* cases of self-defence should be evaluated with proportionality in ...

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guy describes trespassing as fine then accuses homeowner of murder logic

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Just as a note which may slightly alter your view here. The teens in your first example aren't trespassing. They have not been asked to leave or jumpe...

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uno reverse card gets reversed, philosophical stalemate ensues

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>This, like all posts that complain about purity testing, is itself a form of purity testing. I don't think this type of comparison is reasonable...

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Moral absolutist discovers curb stomping bad, declares victory

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You think overwhelming displays of violence in response to minor offenses isn’t an objectively bad thing? You can quit with the moral relativism… the...

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profound observation: things go up then down, more at 11

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Like with anyone who seems undefeatable, it's inevitable right up until it isn't. I think he will look invincible right up til it comes crashing down.

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moral foundations speedrun destroyed in one administration

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Everything I understood about morality, common sense, fairness, and people having good judgment have all been completely unravelled with Trump.. ever...

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Reddit's couples therapy cure-all nearly kills abuse victims

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It happens all the time still in smaller ways. Go on the wrong subreddit asking if telltale signs of abuse are abuse and you'll get told they are the ...

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insurance denies preventive care while dad's CRC ghost lurks

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My doctor is aware my dad died from CRC diagnosed when he was early 50s but she still says I should start screening at 40. I'm 34 now. My insurance wo...

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guy discovers people have hobbies, finds it embarrassing

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The entire "reddit as a personality" instead of just "a site I go to" is *incredibly* embarrassing heh.

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polycule apologist writes dissertation on why STD jokes are basically homophobic

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Could I ask for clarification on 10 not being incendiary and worthy of removal? Every single other one I can sorta get (okay, 9 not being considered i...

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paradox speedrun: hate humanity, love humans (emotional speedrun any%)

You are a kind of misanthrope who dislikes people in the abstract but likes actual people and a kind of humanist who likes people in the abstract but ...

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nostalgia for when predators were actually disqualifying, apparently

and old enough to remember when raping children was a dealbreaker in politics.

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