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god mogging you while nature speedruns collapse
existential dreaddark spiritualityapocalyptic shitposting

god mogging you while nature speedruns collapse

mogged by god— hospital ahead—that heals natura in ruins

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dark humorwellness app parodychronically online

rip luna and freya, the wellness app nobody asked for

A screenshot of what appears to be notification messages from an app, showing two identical "important notices" from users named Luna and Freya claiming inactivity and requesting physical condition checks. The bottom text sarcastically claims this is 'China's hottest new app' called 'Are You Dead?' ...

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rip luna and freya, the wellness app nobody asked for
dangling feet + forest wolf = peak internet nightmare fuel

dangling feet + forest wolf = peak internet nightmare fuel

A grainy black and white photograph showing a surreal nighttime forest scene. In the foreground, a wolf or dog-like creature stands with its head tilted upward. In the background, two pale human legs dangle from above in the darkness, creating an unsettling and eerie composition that blends nature p...

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The 90s had vibes, now we just have taxes and doomscrolling

A TV interview scene from what appears to be a talk show set with vintage décor. A person wearing glasses sits across from another person at a wooden table, with various collectibles and decorations visible in the background. The quote overlaid expresses nostalgic pessimism about the decline from 19...

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The 90s had vibes, now we just have taxes and doomscrolling
trust the ruin, ignore the data, progress is just vibes now
existential dreadcorporate void postingcryptic copium

trust the ruin, ignore the data, progress is just vibes now

unrest has no data, trust the ruin's silent scream, champion in ghost vinnSpections fade, invisible, absolute — progress in shadow

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something something betrayal dust doom very mysterious very deep

Old & Lame whispers, CREATIONS BETRAY, dust— doom hummed in silence.

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something something betrayal dust doom very mysterious very deep
keyboards having strokes while reality dissolves into silk and static

keyboards having strokes while reality dissolves into silk and static

lie, swipe left on heart we took emoji teeser destiny's broken sad lonis slain -- gats acnfhs in dermosiberican guns whisper in blood stoneause bucl tight delt d--- splinters in reality suns go out in silk sil bluov faults bomorisy lsier dissolves false ease whispers sler...

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existential dreadabandonment aestheticapocalyptic optimism

Flowers won't save us, but they'll look pretty doing it

An abandoned stairwell with peeling blue-gray paint features a hand-painted mural with the existential question 'DON'T THEY KNOW IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD?' in multicolored letters, accompanied by a row of cheerfully painted flowers at the bottom. The deteriorating surroundings contrast sharply with...

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Flowers won't save us, but they'll look pretty doing it
ice cream bad, war worse, souls burnt, water dark—share or perish

ice cream bad, war worse, souls burnt, water dark—share or perish

NO ICE CREAM SHARE TO STOP—WAR, NOT GOOD BURNT, LOST, SOULS SPREAD THE WORD BEYOND CRACKED voices, silent, still WATER IN THE DARK

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when the news cycle becomes literally weaponized tornado fuel

A dystopian digital art composition featuring a massive tornado or vortex made of newspapers, televisions, and media imagery rising from a post-apocalyptic landscape. Two military tanks with faces flank the scene, surveillance drones hover in a sickly green sky, and propaganda billboards display nih...

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when the news cycle becomes literally weaponized tornado fuel
Fluffy cat just wants pancakes, not geopolitical hellscape

Fluffy cat just wants pancakes, not geopolitical hellscape

A pink illustration of a fluffy white cat wearing a green bow, with a disappointed or resigned expression. The text to the right expresses the cat's existential dismay about waking up to war instead of pancakes, combining mundane breakfast expectations with geopolitical despair. Extracted text: I ...

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existential dreadjob market nihilismfalse dichotomy

every career is either slow poison or soul death, no in-between

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realizing every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a microsoft excel sheet

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every career is either slow poison or soul death, no in-between

we're not ready but here's the jpeg anyway

A book cover featuring a glowing white silhouette of a human figure emerging through a neon green doorway, surrounded by dark gray concrete-like structures. The minimalist design uses high contrast between the bright green light and black background, creating an eerie, sci-fi aesthetic that suggests...

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we're not ready but here's the jpeg anyway
Guardian warns AI bro culture is insane; nobody shocked, we're all already dead inside

Guardian warns AI bro culture is insane; nobody shocked, we're all already dead inside

An isometric illustration of a person hunched over a cluttered desk in a small cubicle, working on multiple monitors surrounded by stacks of papers, books, and office supplies. The image depicts an exhausted worker in a cramped workspace, accompanied by a headline about AI work culture burnout from ...

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dark humorexistential dreadclickbait existentialism

Recovery is real but existentially terrifying, apparently

A sponsored New Yorker article featuring an illustrated person sitting at a table bathed in sunlight streaming through a window, with plants nearby and a laptop visible. The image has a hopeful, contemplative tone but the headline presents a darkly comedic juxtaposition: suggesting someone recovered...

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Recovery is real but existentially terrifying, apparently
Civilization speedrun any% - reality edition (current PB: cooked)

Civilization speedrun any% - reality edition (current PB: cooked)

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We can’t tell what’s real and AI any longer. We’re so cooked

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existential dreadsurreal slopeye horror

New Yorker sponsors nightmare fuel to match your doom-scrolling anxiety

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New Yorker sponsors nightmare fuel to match your doom-scrolling anxiety

Charlie Brown goes full horror villain in this blessed cursed crossover

A dark and surreal Peanuts-style comic depicting two child characters standing in a checkered void landscape. One character in red holds an axe with a...

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existential dreadnew year despairdeath wish coded

New Year's Eve but make it ominously unhinged and dramatically anime

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New Year's Eve but make it ominously unhinged and dramatically anime

media literacy complaint with zero specificity or punchline

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To be fair we aren't being marketed those conflicts the same way we are with this one we aren't being told the way these conflicts are being dealt wit...

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Pedantic gun debate bro discovers context matters

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You are effectively reducing a very complex scale of aggression and fear down to "physical" and "non-physical", which is absurd. Why is that the imp...

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actually it says right here we're NOT murdering anyone

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I don't see where you've contradicted anything in the post, which certainly doesn't advocate murdering a knife-wielder.

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Actually, let me explain proportionality via hypothetical murder scenarios

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In example 2, however, shooting at the trespassers could be the proportional thing to do. A group of people is attacking a single person with weapons,...

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touching grass between groupthink takes

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Some circles are different others. Go into a more groupthink-oriented leftist sub and say "I'm strongly pro-palestine but I think it hurts the cause w...

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philosophical self-defense circular logic goes brrr

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If there are fringe cases where proportionality makes sense, then technically *all* cases of self-defence should be evaluated with proportionality in ...

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guy describes trespassing as fine then accuses homeowner of murder logic

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Just as a note which may slightly alter your view here. The teens in your first example aren't trespassing. They have not been asked to leave or jumpe...

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uno reverse card gets reversed, philosophical stalemate ensues

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>This, like all posts that complain about purity testing, is itself a form of purity testing. I don't think this type of comparison is reasonable...

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Moral absolutist discovers curb stomping bad, declares victory

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You think overwhelming displays of violence in response to minor offenses isn’t an objectively bad thing? You can quit with the moral relativism… the...

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profound observation: things go up then down, more at 11

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Like with anyone who seems undefeatable, it's inevitable right up until it isn't. I think he will look invincible right up til it comes crashing down.

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moral foundations speedrun destroyed in one administration

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Everything I understood about morality, common sense, fairness, and people having good judgment have all been completely unravelled with Trump.. ever...

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Reddit's couples therapy cure-all nearly kills abuse victims

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It happens all the time still in smaller ways. Go on the wrong subreddit asking if telltale signs of abuse are abuse and you'll get told they are the ...

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insurance denies preventive care while dad's CRC ghost lurks

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My doctor is aware my dad died from CRC diagnosed when he was early 50s but she still says I should start screening at 40. I'm 34 now. My insurance wo...

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guy discovers people have hobbies, finds it embarrassing

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The entire "reddit as a personality" instead of just "a site I go to" is *incredibly* embarrassing heh.

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polycule apologist writes dissertation on why STD jokes are basically homophobic

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Could I ask for clarification on 10 not being incendiary and worthy of removal? Every single other one I can sorta get (okay, 9 not being considered i...

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paradox speedrun: hate humanity, love humans (emotional speedrun any%)

You are a kind of misanthrope who dislikes people in the abstract but likes actual people and a kind of humanist who likes people in the abstract but ...

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