mitchmag asks the questions nobody needed answered about techno

A fake tabloid magazine cover from October 2026 that treats techno culture and DJ ethics with the unhinged sensationalism of a 1970s scandal rag. Someone genuinely created this to parody both tabloid hysteria and online discourse obsession with niche subcultures, complete with questions like 'are middle class DJs better at mixing' and 'should dancing be banned in clubs.' It's the kind of content that exists purely to make fun of people who take their hot takes way too seriously, and honestly it works.