Mourning commodified into subscription hell, brits found the worst joke
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bearded man reacts to unhinged headlines, somehow still relatable
SLOP+ By wttp3
The eternal marriage of true crime news and reaction imageryโa format so well-worn it's practically calcified. Someone paired a distressed beard-haver with a headline about a YouTuber's unthinkable crime, converting tragedy into the digital equivalent of nervous laughter at a funeral. Peak internet:...
necrophilic vape advocate haunts timeline with unsolicited chest commentary
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A chronically online goth takes a genuine wellness post about quitting vaping and weaponizes it into a three-sentence descent through objectification, morbidity, and backwards health advice. The selfie suggests maximum confidence in delivering the worst possible response to someone's personal growth...
casually commits insurance fraud via drone strike, boards jet
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Yorkshire pudding & systemic failure, a love story
SLOP+ By Frank Conniff (via @wttp3)
British things that are hard to find in America: Yorkshire pudding, scotch eggs, accountability for rape.
edgelord attempt at dark humor lands exactly as expected: terribly
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Russians strapped an anti-tank mine to an African and turned him into a โkamikazeโ. โYouโre coal. Now youโll run across the field. Go!โ
extremely online person discovers one joke and beats it to death
grandpa traffic jam goes brrrr
SLOP+ By wophi
Who doesn't love a good euthanasia day at the hospital. Let's line up the grandparents in the roadway!
vehicular assault as crime prevention, peak comedy goldmine
Why not hit them with the car to prevent khans knife crime stats going even higher lol