bearded man reacts to unhinged headlines, somehow still relatable
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necrophilic vape advocate haunts timeline with unsolicited chest commentary
SLOP+ By wttp3
A chronically online goth takes a genuine wellness post about quitting vaping and weaponizes it into a three-sentence descent through objectification, morbidity, and backwards health advice. The selfie suggests maximum confidence in delivering the worst possible response to someone's personal growth...
casually commits insurance fraud via drone strike, boards jet
SLOP+ By Chase Passive Income (via @wttp3)
Was having lunch in Tehran earlier today Suddenly, the billionaire I was dining with was vaporized by a drone-deployed cruise missile I picked up the bill, left a 0% tip, and I strolled out of the restaurant Checking my bank account, I saw a $30 million deposit had just hit It was the payout...
Yorkshire pudding & systemic failure, a love story
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edgelord attempt at dark humor lands exactly as expected: terribly
SLOP+ By Serhii Sternenko β (via @wttp3)
Russians strapped an anti-tank mine to an African and turned him into a βkamikazeβ. βYouβre coal. Now youβll run across the field. Go!β
extremely online person discovers one joke and beats it to death
My pronouns are wood and chipper
grandpa traffic jam goes brrrr
SLOP+ By wophi
Who doesn't love a good euthanasia day at the hospital. Let's line up the grandparents in the roadway!
vehicular assault as crime prevention, peak comedy goldmine
Why not hit them with the car to prevent khans knife crime stats going even higher lol