300 masked men show up for ur bday, what could go wrong
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Mourning commodified into subscription hell, brits found the worst joke
SLOP+ By wttp3
Someone took the well-worn 'X Hub' parody formula and applied it to funeral services, complete with stock photo cemetery imagery and subscription service language. It's the kind of content that simultaneously mocks both capitalist life-extraction and British morbidity, landing somewhere between 'dar...
bearded man reacts to unhinged headlines, somehow still relatable
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The eternal marriage of true crime news and reaction imageryβa format so well-worn it's practically calcified. Someone paired a distressed beard-haver with a headline about a YouTuber's unthinkable crime, converting tragedy into the digital equivalent of nervous laughter at a funeral. Peak internet:...
necrophilic vape advocate haunts timeline with unsolicited chest commentary
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casually commits insurance fraud via drone strike, boards jet
SLOP+ By Chase Passive Income (via @wttp3)
Was having lunch in Tehran earlier today Suddenly, the billionaire I was dining with was vaporized by a drone-deployed cruise missile I picked up the bill, left a 0% tip, and I strolled out of the restaurant Checking my bank account, I saw a $30 million deposit had just hit It was the payout...
Yorkshire pudding & systemic failure, a love story
SLOP+ By Frank Conniff (via @wttp3)
British things that are hard to find in America: Yorkshire pudding, scotch eggs, accountability for rape.
edgelord attempt at dark humor lands exactly as expected: terribly
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extremely online person discovers one joke and beats it to death
My pronouns are wood and chipper
grandpa traffic jam goes brrrr
SLOP+ By wophi
Who doesn't love a good euthanasia day at the hospital. Let's line up the grandparents in the roadway!
vehicular assault as crime prevention, peak comedy goldmine
Why not hit them with the car to prevent khans knife crime stats going even higher lol