cows are just vibing on a different wavelength, bestie
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Develop psychic powers with free tone generators and cigarettes
SLOP+ By Mr_Fireside (via @wttp3)
A /x/ regular shares their groundbreaking method for unlocking latent psychic abilities: isochronic tones from a sketchy online generator paired with dedicated staring and strategic tobacco use. The post has that perfectly unhinged energy of someone who discovered binaural beats at 3 AM and decided ...
scientists prove gaydar real via millisecond photograph magic
SLOP+ By wttp3
Someone took a stock photo of two men in a cafรฉ and decided it was the perfect vehicle for promoting debunked pseudoscientific claims about instant sexual orientation detection. The setup is inherently awkwardโone guy on his phone, one guy staring into the abyssโwhich somehow makes the fake research...
secret number bad, meditation good, also the CIA probably
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32 head points later and I still can't afford rent
A Facebook post advertising an 'Access Bars Taster Day' event in Orgiva by Christopher Donnelly. The promotional image features a mystical dark blue background with stars, text about releasing mental clutter through 32 points on the head, a photo of someone performing the treatment, contact informat...
Girl boss gaslight her way into time travel discourse
A silhouetted female figure stands in a glowing portal or cave opening, backlit by bright white light and clouds. The image has a spiritual/mystical aesthetic with dramatic lighting and ethereal effects. Text overlay presents a conspiratorial rhetorical question suggesting hidden supernatural abilit...
Pop-psych clickbait meets 2010 thriller aesthetic, absolutely unhinged
Menopause unlocks new dating preferences, science says (it doesn't)
A woman lying in bed in a contemplative pose, bathed in soft natural light filtering through green curtains. The image accompanies a headline making a claim about how menopause affects female attraction preferences. Extracted text: HOW MENOPAUSE CHANGES WHAT WOMEN FIND ATTRACTIVE IN MEN
Elon said it, now avoid coffee and become a wizard apparently
SLOP+ By Josh Macin (via @wttp3)
Elon Musk said: "Sex is a silly action in the absence of procreation." If you're horny all the time, hold your seed. Most men waste their sexual energy, then drink coffee to compensate for what they just threw away. How to harness this creative life force instead:
trapped in the vibes: single malt acoustic levitation is (not) physics
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Bryan Johnson speedruns his credibility with some fungi and an EEG cap
A man wearing an EEG headset with electrode pads holds a container of psilocybin mushrooms while a researcher in latex gloves operates a device. The setup mimics legitimate neuroscience experimentation but the caption claims mushrooms are longevity drugs, blending pseudoscience with fringe biohackin...
Carbonation go brrrr: the science nobody asked for
A close-up photograph of a carbonated beverage in a glass with condensation and foam, overlaid with text suggesting that carbonation alone can intoxicate people. The image uses a dramatic, high-quality macro shot of what appears to be a cola or dark soda with the Nautilus logo watermark. Extracted...
Aggressive self-help ad blames user for common problem with brutal efficiency
Unhinged thermoregulation lore disguised as evolutionary biology
SLOP+ By PTE Gahene (via @wttp3)
The Dinka are tall not just because of โgood foodโ or โgenes,โ but because of long-term human adaptation. Over thousands of years, the Dinka evolved in a hot, open savanna environment. Natural selection favored long limbs and lean bodies because they lose heat more efficiently โ
CEO thinks boobs obey telekinesis, employees required to neck-wind
SLOP+ By Wes Streeting (via @wttp3)
Youโre led by someone who thinks breast enlargement can be delivered with the power of his mind. Wind your necks in.
bro really said accretion disc go brrr and stops physics
SLOP+ By Wrong-Inveestment-67
The accretion disc from the black hole would generate so much energy it would push against the star collapse, preventing it from happening instantly.