scientists prove gaydar real via millisecond photograph magic
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secret number bad, meditation good, also the CIA probably
SLOP+ By ππβ€ (via @wttp3)
A paranoid meditation bro has decided that the number '55515' is somehow a CIA psyop designed to trick people into focusing their minds, when meditation apparently already does that for free. The content is a weird mashup of legitimate placebo science and conspiracy-theory panic, delivered with the ...
32 head points later and I still can't afford rent
A Facebook post advertising an 'Access Bars Taster Day' event in Orgiva by Christopher Donnelly. The promotional image features a mystical dark blue background with stars, text about releasing mental clutter through 32 points on the head, a photo of someone performing the treatment, contact informat...
Girl boss gaslight her way into time travel discourse
Pop-psych clickbait meets 2010 thriller aesthetic, absolutely unhinged
A dramatic close-up portrait of a person's face partially obscured in shadow, with one eye prominently lit and visible. The image uses stark lighting and dark tones to create an intense, mysterious atmosphere. The accompanying text suggests a sensationalist headline about identifying female psychopa...
Menopause unlocks new dating preferences, science says (it doesn't)
A woman lying in bed in a contemplative pose, bathed in soft natural light filtering through green curtains. The image accompanies a headline making a claim about how menopause affects female attraction preferences. Extracted text: HOW MENOPAUSE CHANGES WHAT WOMEN FIND ATTRACTIVE IN MEN
Elon said it, now avoid coffee and become a wizard apparently
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trapped in the vibes: single malt acoustic levitation is (not) physics
SLOP+ By Bluntly Put Philosopher (BPP) (via @wttp3)
The single malt homemade acoustic tractor beam, showing some inverted levitation. Itβs not air pushing up, itβs trapped in the vibrating frequency
Bryan Johnson speedruns his credibility with some fungi and an EEG cap
A man wearing an EEG headset with electrode pads holds a container of psilocybin mushrooms while a researcher in latex gloves operates a device. The setup mimics legitimate neuroscience experimentation but the caption claims mushrooms are longevity drugs, blending pseudoscience with fringe biohackin...
Carbonation go brrrr: the science nobody asked for
Aggressive self-help ad blames user for common problem with brutal efficiency
A motivational/self-help advertisement with aggressive messaging about sexual dysfunction, featuring a black and white image of a person in contemplative pose. The ad uses bold text and shame-based language to promote a service called 'Relatio' that supposedly fixes erectile dysfunction through pelv...
Unhinged thermoregulation lore disguised as evolutionary biology
SLOP+ By PTE Gahene (via @wttp3)
The Dinka are tall not just because of βgood foodβ or βgenes,β but because of long-term human adaptation. Over thousands of years, the Dinka evolved in a hot, open savanna environment. Natural selection favored long limbs and lean bodies because they lose heat more efficiently β
CEO thinks boobs obey telekinesis, employees required to neck-wind
SLOP+ By Wes Streeting (via @wttp3)
Youβre led by someone who thinks breast enlargement can be delivered with the power of his mind. Wind your necks in.
bro really said accretion disc go brrr and stops physics
SLOP+ By Wrong-Inveestment-67
The accretion disc from the black hole would generate so much energy it would push against the star collapse, preventing it from happening instantly.