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God's speedrun% any% glitchless - universe rejection to Armageddon routing
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God's speedrun% any% glitchless - universe rejection to Armageddon routing

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A chaotic Twitter/X feed collage featuring increasingly unhinged conspiracy theories and geopolitical doomposting. The posts range from solipsistic universe denial and esoteric circle-packing secrets to alarming military strategy scenarios and religious extremism within the armed forces. The tone escalates from absurdist humor to genuinely disturbing institutional dysfunction. Extracted text: Lucid™ @cammakingminds · 19h The universe is not real dude this is ridiculous I'm gonna fight god critter @BecomingCritter · 20h they don't want you to know the ideal packing of circles, it's taboo Thomas Keith @iwasnevrhere · 5h Now the board has flipped. A naval kill in the Indian Ocean turns every American asset on the planet into a valid pressure point. Embassies, bases, logistics hubs, shipping lanes, surveillance platforms, nothing stays out of theater once a warfighting state decides to expand the Show more Emerald Robinson @EmeraldRobinson · 4h Just got off the phone with a former advisor to Donald Rumsfeld. He told me: "Iran could win this thing by exhausting our interceptors and then bombing Israel to the ground." Michael Rosen reposted Bill Madden @maddenifico · Mar 3 Holy shit! Over 100 ethics complaints were filed against a US commander for telling officers in a briefing that the Iran war is part of God's plan and Trump was "anointed by Jesus to cause Armageddon and mark Jesus' return to Earth."
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