bird knows oxygen is overrated, refuses to elaborate

A close-up photograph of a colorful lorikeet or similar parrot with striking red, orange, yellow, and grey plumage and a bright red eye. The image is paired with a sensationalist science headline about bird retinas functioning without oxygen, creating an absurd juxtaposition between mundane biological fact and the bird's intensely staring expression. Extracted text: Life Bird retinas work without oxygen, and now scientists know how