Tony Blair's subconscious conquest: a love story nobody asked for

Someone's recurrent wet dreams about Tony Blair spiral into a Twitter hellscape where political commentary and crude sexual innuendo become indistinguishable. The replies are a masterclass in unhinged UK politics discourse—meta-jokes about Mandelson, Cherie Blair, and John Prescott that somehow make the original confession seem tame by comparison. This is what happens when Fesshole meets 3AM chronically-online politics nerds with too many brain cells and not enough touch-grass time.