Big Media admits it's completely lost in the streaming age, very on-brand

A retro television test pattern image featuring vertical color bars at the top and bottom, with a classic 'PLEASE STAND BY' message in a black bar across the center. Below is blue text admitting uncertainty about TV viewership numbers. This mimics vintage broadcast era imagery with a self-aware, humorous admission of the TV industry's disconnection from modern viewing data. Extracted text: PLEASE STAND BY WE HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE WATCHING TV ANYMORE