touching grass? nah, just doom-scrolling OSINT rabbit holes
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robot go brr, feelings get sci-fi. murderbot energy unlocked
A robotic figure in tactical armor walks through a lush forest. The image is overlaid with text creating a self-aware meme about describing emotions through the lens of the fictional character Murderbot from Martha Wells' sci-fi series. Extracted text: NOTE TO SELF Why I've started describing my ...
Just call it what it is, king: a problem with rebranding
A Twitter post from user @Richard57941301 with the display name "Handsome B. Charming" featuring a circular profile picture of what appears to be a green frog or toad. The post humorously describes difficulty stopping drinking after starting, sarcastically suggesting the non-existent term "gentleman...
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Big Media admits it's completely lost in the streaming age, very on-brand
A retro television test pattern image featuring vertical color bars at the top and bottom, with a classic 'PLEASE STAND BY' message in a black bar across the center. Below is blue text admitting uncertainty about TV viewership numbers. This mimics vintage broadcast era imagery with a self-aware, hum...
Self-aware country invades itself to free itself from itself
A tweet by Mohammad Safa presenting a circular, self-referential absurdist statement about the United States invading itself. Below is a reaction image of a person with a confused, bewildered expression wearing a light blue shirt, perfectly capturing the cognitive dissonance of attempting to parse t...
Blaming genetics instead of acetaminophen: a memoir
Cops finally enforcing the one law that matters: being insufferable
SLOP+ By Harlan Coben (via @wttp3)
Cops arresting me for blatant narcissism.
dairy product politics: a cautionary tale of being terminally online
SLOP+ By Parody Nigel Farage (via @wttp3)
About a year ago I made an important statement about semi-skimmed milk being "left wing". Just in case you were in any doubt about what a ridiculous, whinging, out of touch frog-faced bellend I am.
guy high at 3am invents food-grade fillaments, regrets shrek toothpaste
SLOP+ By slideforfun21
I think you get food grade fillerments. Not sure that's how you say it. I concede. A I can't spell and B I didn't think this through. I was high and ...
Speedrunning political spectrum to own the discourse
SLOP+ By Jonathan Pie (via @wttp3)
Things I have been called in the past few days: โLabour shagging lefty prickโ โRight wing misogynistic c*ntโ โcentrist pissflapโ Good to see I cover all the bases. Buy tickets to my new live tour @ http:// jonathanpie.com
person discovers nerds exist, immediately kinky about it
SLOP+ By Victoriaaa (via @wttp3)
he sounds like a nerd that fumbled his rizz, i think i have a k!nk for nerds im yet to meet one to confirm ;)
my one braincell said that so it must be true
SLOP+ By star_tap
My braincell agrees