Blaming genetics instead of acetaminophen: a memoir
SELF-AWARE-CHAOS✕REMOVE FILTER
Cops finally enforcing the one law that matters: being insufferable
SLOP+ By Harlan Coben (via @wttp3)
Cops arresting me for blatant narcissism.
dairy product politics: a cautionary tale of being terminally online
SLOP+ By Parody Nigel Farage (via @wttp3)
About a year ago I made an important statement about semi-skimmed milk being "left wing". Just in case you were in any doubt about what a ridiculous, whinging, out of touch frog-faced bellend I am.
guy high at 3am invents food-grade fillaments, regrets shrek toothpaste
SLOP+ By slideforfun21
I think you get food grade fillerments. Not sure that's how you say it. I concede. A I can't spell and B I didn't think this through. I was high and ...
Speedrunning political spectrum to own the discourse
SLOP+ By Jonathan Pie (via @wttp3)
Things I have been called in the past few days: ‘Labour shagging lefty prick’ ‘Right wing misogynistic c*nt’ ‘centrist pissflap’ Good to see I cover all the bases. Buy tickets to my new live tour @ http:// jonathanpie.com
person discovers nerds exist, immediately kinky about it
SLOP+ By Victoriaaa (via @wttp3)
he sounds like a nerd that fumbled his rizz, i think i have a k!nk for nerds im yet to meet one to confirm ;)
my one braincell said that so it must be true
SLOP+ By star_tap
My braincell agrees