breaking: tech bro attempts english, absolutely fails

A chaotic, glitchy meme poster with neon yellow text on a dark blue digital background featuring cyan light effects. The text appears intentionally corrupted and nonsensical, styled like a sensationalist breaking news expose with multiple layers of garbled, gibberish text that gets progressively more incoherent. Extracted text: BREAKING EXPOSE! BY SEREMBLIIING YOU THIN FFLIELITE FRELEFFE CEXEIITIM DICK TECH HELVE=NECH! WATE'T* CHCEASE CUPREETEER FLEM TRCE SAPEMIELETEE?