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lost everything but Prime membership is the real tragedy

lost everything but Prime membership is the real tragedy

A screenshot of what appears to be a social media post or messaging app displaying a humorous post about a man who loses everything, discovers kitesurfing as a coping mechanism, then loses his Amazon Prime membership - the ultimate tragedy. The interface shows a blue theme with an orange heart icon ...

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gatekeeping sea life like it's classified government intel

A screenshot of a messaging conversation overlaid on an anime/game scene featuring colorful characters. The exchange shows increasingly unhinged responses about not showing someone "sea life," culminating in a dramatic vintage-style health warning poster about consuming "slop" causing digestive plag...

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gatekeeping sea life like it's classified government intel
international incident speedrun: indiaโ†’SAโ†’irelandโ†’UK, any% route

international incident speedrun: indiaโ†’SAโ†’irelandโ†’UK, any% route

SLOP+ By Larry the Cat (via @wttp3)

Next time someone asks what's the matter with this site, show them this: An account in India, amplifying a billionaire from South Africa being encouraged by an Irish passport holder, using an alias, to encourage civil unrest in the UK.

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Tucker Carlson is basically a Muslim now (source: vibes)

SLOP+ By Laura Loomer (via @wttp3)

I literally cannot get over @TuckerCarlson โ€™s latest Islam simp fest with Piers Morgan in which he defended Pakistani cab drivers. Itโ€™s Pakistani cab drivers that are raping young English girls in the UK. Tucker Carlson is basically a Muslim at this point. When did he convert?

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Tucker Carlson is basically a Muslim now (source: vibes)
horny posting meets medical horror ft. subscribe buttons

horny posting meets medical horror ft. subscribe buttons

SLOP+ By Mariรจ (via @wttp3)

Please subscribe to my Twitter account if you want to watch @DollPariah teach me how to inject myself with estrogen on camera!!! Whole video going up soon! Sub now!!!

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I hate reality so I'm making fake slop with AI, it's deep actually

SLOP+ By Boy George (via @wttp3)

Fucking love @grok and I am creating insane content. None of it true but you know how I hate reality. I am living for this creative conversation. It's truly mind blowing and mind bending! Of course anyone can do anything now but it's about your cultural references and personal taste. Being an indi...

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I hate reality so I'm making fake slop with AI, it's deep actually
genocidal but make it fashion: a love story

genocidal but make it fashion: a love story

SLOP+ By Erin Molan (via @wttp3)

Called a โ€˜genocidal freakโ€™โ€ฆ but also โ€˜hot.โ€™ Look, Iโ€™ll take the win where I can. Thanks, Coco the Canadian Socialist Rat โ€” you really know how to flatter a girl.

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bro desperately needs witnesses for something unspecified

SLOP+ By @mula3375

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ we know thank bro we need more testament from ppl

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TSA allegedly simping for anatomical anomalies in full-body scanners

This is why I donโ€™t think they actually delete every single airport security body scanner photo immediately โ€ฆ if someone walked through with two wombs two knobsโ€ฆ youโ€™re really gonna delete that straight away? Hahaha

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TSA allegedly simping for anatomical anomalies in full-body scanners
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Samantha Lee stans have entered the building (and brought ALL the hearts)

SLOP+ By @QsLkReAtiOnZ999

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Samantha Lee stans have entered the building (and brought ALL the hearts)

Someone's tracking JD Vance's schedule like he owes them money

SLOP+ By MAGA Cult Slayer (via @wttp3)

Somebody snitched and said JD Vance is going to Tennessee every Monday and Fridayโ€ฆ Youโ€™re gonna wanna listen to this.

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Running out of current grievances, now rage-mining the past

Could you imagine having run out of things to be offended by in 2025 that you have to go back in time to get offended by things that didn't happen to you personally ๐Ÿ™„

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Running out of current grievances, now rage-mining the past
Elon called him out but Trump said 'more money pls' instead
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Elon called him out but Trump said 'more money pls' instead

SLOP+ By Cuckturd (via @wttp3)

Elon Musk saw the Epstein files. Elon Musk called Trump a pedophile that was in the Epstein files. Does Trump sue Elon Musk? Nope. He gives him more contracts & helps get him business with Saudi Arabia.

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reading words causes psychological warfare, apparently
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reading words causes psychological warfare, apparently

Any text can be AI slop. If you read it, you're injured in this war.

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