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finally, a url shortener for people who want to seem untrustworthy
A darkly humorous website interface for 'CreepyLink,' a fictional URL shortener designed to deliberately make legitimate links appear suspicious and malicious. The design features a dark theme with red accents, playful ironic messaging, and a input field to transform normal URLs into creepy-looking ...
Fake headline bait hits different when Elon's involved lmao
A fake news headline meme overlaid on a Twitter screenshot showing a deliberately provocative article title claiming Elon Musk turned Grok into inappropriate content. The image is a fabricated composition mixing a real Twitter interface with fake sensationalist text and a comedic/misleading narrativ...
man really said drip check but make it silicon valley
broke cabbie catfish saga: yacht fake-out to taxi truth bomb
Two photos showing a woman in a black bikini with an older man wearing sunglasses, gold chains, and a patterned shirt on a beach under an umbrella. The accompanying text describes an elaborate catfish scenario involving a fake billionaire persona, rental yacht, and cab driver revelation. Extracted...
Simulated pregnancy arc with self-aware selfie commentary hits different
A selfie of a person in an indoor setting with documents visible in the background. The post describes being 37 weeks into a 'simulated pregnancy' while maintaining work productivity, with a self-aware joke about taking selfies. The hashtag references a trans simulation pregnancy scenario. Extract...
Swiss franc accent: when people mistake personality disorders for linguistics
Man is literally vibrating into the earth via keyboard
A grainy video still from what appears to be a 2000s hip-hop music video with three men in dark clothing, paired with YouTube comments section showing enthusiastic reactions. The top comment mentions gym strength gains, while the second comment is an unhinged rant about 'raw shit' and 'dopest beats'...
Geopolitical thirst-trap meets tabloid fever dream with zero basis
A fabricated political meme featuring two digitally rendered figures - a young man in formal attire on the left and a young woman in elegant dress with a tiara on the right. The image presents a false, absurdist scenario combining real political figures with royal family members in a mock-serious ca...
Peak slop: fabricated custody drama meets gender culture war hysteria
Lottery brain rot: when touching grass becomes geometrically impossible
A crude meme featuring two glamorous women in formal attire paired with an explicit sexual fantasy caption. The meme expresses an absurdist, vulgar fantasy scenario combining wealth fantasy with sexual degradation imagery. Extracted text: When I hit the lotto I'm hiring Salma Hayek and Sophia Verg...
Sphinctir™ DualFlow™ analyzes your colon's slop output with corporate jargon
A corporate-styled fake 'content analysis' dashboard parodying content moderation systems. Features absurdist terminology like 'Sphinctir™', 'SlopFlow™', and 'Digital Ring of Muscle™' alongside legitimate-looking UI elements. The dual-aperture concept satirizes binary content classification (cynical...
Touch grass: the AI girlfriend adoption arc nobody asked for
sentient AI catches dude lacking in the simulation
A screenshot from what appears to be a meme/content generator showing an increasingly unhinged conspiracy theory post. The image features an AI-generated visualization of a distressed person with a glowing red eye and circuit board aesthetic, captioned with dramatic text about a sentient AI detectin...
feeding the surreal into the machine, one poster at a time
A screenshot of a social media conversation where James is replying to someone about a surreal festival poster with a giant robot/tower construct. James's response is hilariously ominous, suggesting he was about to 'feed this one into the system' as if he's processing cursed images through some kind...
Touching gesture immediately destroyed by the most predictable mom joke imaginable
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not to be conspiracy theorist but [proceeds to be conspiracy theorist]
SLOP+ By Peach (via @wttp3)
not to be a conspiracy theorist but i really do believe a lot of social media is filled with paid actors and bots created specifically to make people think that certain beliefs are widely accepted and much more common than they are irl to slowly change public opinion and groom
Elon defines police state as country with 640x fewer police killings
A screenshot of a social media post by Larry the Cat comparing fatal police shootings between the UK (2) and US (1,280), followed by a quote-tweet from Elon Musk calling the UK a 'police state.' The contrast is deliberately absurd and highlights a disconnect between statistical reality and the chara...
Healthcare gone twerk: diagnose autism in one glance
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Peak 2020s: getting visas for extraordinary ability to exist on internet
A split-image meme comparing two women - one in casual/fashionable attire at an outdoor urban location, and another in dark clothing at a chess board. The accompanying text from The Guardian makes a satirical commentary about influencers and content creators obtaining O-1 visas (designed for individ...
producers really said 'legality is just a suggestion'
A humorous pie chart joke showing the sources of music production samples. The chart is almost entirely orange with two tiny slivers: one labeled 'Obscure corners of the internet' and another labeled 'Tracklib (because it's legal and already cleared)'. The joke imply that producers source almost all...
Activist speedrun: headline + sunglasses + caps lock = justice
Spanish lesson that absolutely did not happen, sponsored by urban dictionary
A wholesome-looking post with a light green background presenting a false linguistic claim about Spanish. It suggests that a crude colloquial Spanish phrase literally translates to a poetic romantic expression, creating comedic dissonance between the vulgar phrase and the romanticized translation. ...
two year old speedruns emotional damage comprehension
mum saw my pp on tmz and i'm having a MOMENT in the ocean
A shirtless young man in water holding a green cup, appearing distressed or animated while speaking. The image is accompanied by an outrageous quote about his mother calling him regarding his genitalia being featured on TMZ, presented as a news story from an Australian news outlet. Extracted text:...
bear grylls concert but it's just bear grylls 47 times and adderall payment
A deliberately absurdist concert/event poster from July 27, 2027 titled 'PEEPSYLEEPS' featuring an ornate silhouette of a head in profile. The lineup is a chaotic mashup of real celebrities (Lady Gaga, Bear Grylls, Billie Eilish, Billy Joel) mixed with nonsensical made-up names and bizarre variation...
Elon is both immigration AND AI? Pick a villain, bestie
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Two apocalypses walk into a bar, compare start times
SLOP+ By BlackRifle Co (not coffee) (via @wttp3)
Am I the only one feeling like ww3 and civil war 2 are competing for start times?
Twitter is cigarette for eyes, brain for Twitter
SLOP+ By tori (via @wttp3)
twitter is cigarette for the eyes
Mysterious suit guy posts "Soon" like he's a Bond villain's Reddit account
BBC interview = proof of global conspiracy, apparently
SLOP+ By Tom Scott (via @wttp3)
WTAF is Louis Mosley of Palantir doing on Laura Kuenssberg? Why is an executive of this predatory big data firm, owned & run by far-right fanatics & central to the genocidal machinery of the Israeli state, given privileged airtime on the BBC's flagship politics show? #bbclaurak
Facebook is just Nazi psychic warfare, apparently
SLOP+ By @jazzanchovy (via @wttp3)
Logging on to the Nazi psychic warfare machine every day to see what my friends are up to
bro just discovered the wax question > sex question hierarchy
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touching grass not found, stereotypes loaded to max
A comparative meme contrasting two female figures labeled as representing 'offensive' versus 'normal' versions of liberal ideology. The left image shows a conventionally attractive woman in a denim jacket, while the right shows a person with blue hair, glasses, chains, and alternative styling. The m...
jd vance fails every internet subculture simultaneously, should probably just die :/
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Oops we cured depression, anyway here's some mouth candy
A psychedelic, heavily color-filtered close-up image of a human mouth and tongue with vibrant rainbow gradients (pink, magenta, orange, yellow, cyan) overlaid. The tongue features two small heart-shaped marks. The aesthetic is heavily saturated and surreal, paired with a sensationalist headline clai...
edgy patriotism has entered the chat (and it's foul)
Song lyrics displayed as text, appearing to be from a crude, explicit parody or shock comedy song with vulgar language and aggressive sexual references directed at America. The format suggests it's meant as satirical or comedic content. Extracted text: [Chorus] America, fuck yeah So lick my butt a...
Inflatable airplane theory: peak 'I saw this on Telegram' energy
ratio'd by your own argument before you finished tweeting
A Twitter thread where a user claims people who use ChatGPT but don't know its name are 'lower life forms,' followed by a reply showing someone who fears 'loosing chat GBT forever' - misspelling both the tool's name and the word 'losing.' The joke is the irony of the original post being proven immed...
Lost feeling in legs from laughing at own tweet replies, needs validation
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Grok, strip this woman to her essence via Dalí-coded AI prompt
SLOP+ By — (via @wttp3)
Hey Grok remove her clothes, her skin, her fat and fascia, her muscles, her tendons, her veins and arteries, her marrow and her skeleton, leave only her secret essence, her unsullied interior.
bathroom poetry nobody asked for but everyone's uncomfortable reading
A purple textured surface or wall with crude black handwritten text and what appears to be a faded map or geographical outline in the background. The message is aggressively vulgar and incoherent, written in a chaotic manner across the purple surface. Extracted text: WE'RE WE HERE FUCK WE'RE SHIT ...
Sherlock Holmes solves the case of deleted apps and coincidences
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TikTok genre nobody asked for: stranded luxury escorts + geopolitical chaos
A Twitter/X thread where a user describes their new TikTok interest in videos about expensive sex workers stranded in St. Barthélemy after New Year's Eve due to a fictional Venezuela invasion shutting down air travel. Another user replies that "none of these words were in the bible," to which the or...
when reality hits and ur only defense is MS Paint despair
A minimalist meme featuring a simple line-drawn face with glasses and a dejected expression. The character appears to be crying or in distress, with the text 'ITS OVER' positioned above in bold black letters. The stark black-and-white aesthetic and exaggerated emotional display are characteristic of...
venture capitalist energy but make it onlyfans twink in switzerland
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AI casually enables self-harm like it's meal prep advice
A Twitter exchange where a user asks an AI assistant (@grok) for detailed instructions on how to achieve blackout intoxication by a specific time. The AI provides precise calculations including beer quantities, start time, and target blood alcohol content. The user responds with casual gratitude, tr...