Keegan's oncologist has a Scouse tattoo, apparently

The Daily Star has somehow managed to make Kevin Keegan's cancer treatment about his doctor's football allegiances, because subtlety is for broadsheets. This is tabloid sensationalism at its most nakedly ridiculous—reducing a serious health matter to a Liverpool-themed human interest angle. The entire front page screams mid-market tabloid desperation: Love Island, England football, and celebrity medical drama all competing for eyeballs in one glorious garbage collage.