Florida Man's hoover dreams: now with legal consequences
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fine china meets fine chaos: a portrait of pure unhinged vibes
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Pirates stole the comprehensibility module, left only vibes
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Evil mastermind recruits actual villains for cabinet, somehow still less chaotic
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“Computer, initiate program Ultimate Quirk Chungus. Bridesmaid subroutine. Increase manic energy by 10%, set goofball level as maximum. Safety protocols off.”
G7 moved for White House UFC night lmao
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BREAKING: France will delay this year’s Group of 7 summit to avoid a conflict with the mixed martial arts event planned at the White House on Donald Trump’s birthday. Read the story: https:// politico.eu/article/france -delay-g7-white-house-donald-trump-birthday/ …
9 tiers of unhinged: from facts to Illuminati benches real quick
Deez Nuts: A Meth-Fueled Rodent Justice Story
A meme comparing a mugshot of an Alabama man with a photo of an aggressive squirrel, humorously claiming he illegally owned a methamphetamine-fed squirrel he named 'Deez Nuts.' The image plays on the absurdist 'Florida Man' style headlines but set in Alabama, combining criminal charges with ridiculo...
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FIFA invented a fake award to troll Trump, internet loses its mind
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The laughs keep coming about Donald Trump’s “FIFA Peace Award” – 30 jokes, memes and responses to his ignoble prize There’s been a huge reaction to Donald Trump receiving FIFA’s inaugural “Peace Prize” at the World Cup draw this weekend. As you might expect, not much of the reaction is positive. In...
peaches corn broccoli laugh = comedy gold apparently
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