plant milk has physics now apparently
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predatory clickbaitneurodivergence exploitationfake diagnosis vibes
Creepy alien sells you autism diagnosis via Facebook ad
A sponsored Facebook/LinkedIn-style ad featuring an AI-generated alien creature with horns and an unsettling smile. The ad uses sensationalist language about undetected autism and offers a personality quiz disguised as a medical screening tool. It's a predatory clickbait ad that exploits neurodiverg...
artichoke promises 127% better bile, 0% believable claims
A wellness supplement advertisement featuring an artichoke bud photographed against a dark teal background, promoting a 'Natural Bile Flow Optimizer' detox product. The image makes exaggerated health claims with specific percentage improvements (127% bile increase, 82% liver fat reduction, 70% const...
ancient ancestors couldn't handle the heat so evolution made big dicks
nose runny? that's serotonin bro, trust me i watch joe rogan
SLOP+ By Taylor Sterling (via @wttp3)
Nose running after psychedelics? Start yawning? That’s normal. It’s your serotonin system responding to a new substance.
Fear-mongering brain pics go brrr—now with extra numbers nobody reads
A sensationalized scientific infographic showing a thermographic/thermal imaging visualization of a human brain with blue and pink coloring, overlaid with numerical data points and network-style graphics. The accompanying headline presents research about methamphetamine's effects on brain inflammati...
your anus had a glow-up arc millions of years ago
Your colon doesn't store 10lbs of toxic waste but this headline stores peak nonsense
SLOP+ By IronSage (via @wttp3)
Colon Cleansing Is the Most Underrated Detox of Your Life Your gut can store up to 10 pounds of toxic waste. And when it clogs, it poisons everything—your liver, skin, brain, and energy. Here’s exactly how to cleanse your colon (the right way):
eat chocolate live forever (citation needed)
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
How to live longer: Scientists uncover clues to 'staying younger for longer' in dark chocolate - key findings Britain has long been a nation of choco...
TikTok worse than whiskey, trust me bro + citations
Scientists prove beer tastes different in different cups, news at 11
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
How the shape of your beer glass can change how your drink tastes Researchers enlisted 49 men and women - all regular beer and wine drinkers - but di...
evolution speedrun: we've achieved synchronized yawning
SLOP+ By bluefast1
So we have evolved so much that we now yawn together?
