Nuclear engineer plagued by horny furries weaponizing thermodynamics

A Reddit post from r/NuclearEngineering where a nuclear engineer claims they are being relentlessly hit on by furries at social events, who make flirtatious nuclear physics double entendres. The poster states they now lie about their profession to avoid unwanted attention. This appears to be either satire or a genuinely unhinged complaint. Extracted text: r/NuclearEngineering u/Plutonium_Nitrate_94 • 1d 🔞 NSFW Attracting too many furries Hey everyone, I'm a Nuclear Engineer an Aerospace Firm making $195k in Seattle. Every time I go to a bar, party, or any social event in general, I try my best to avoid telling people what I do. Every time I tell a furry (male or female) I'm a nuclear engineer they start hitting on me. Last week I went to a friend's birthday party. Told his brother I was an nuclear engineer. He kept asking me "can you cause a reactivity excursion with your control rod?" and "can I be your fast breeder reactor?" in a flirtatious manner. This is a recurring problem. It's gotten so bad that I tell furries that I'm an industrial engineer so they will stop hitting on me all the time. Any advice on how to stop attracting so many furries as an nuclear engineer?