buff dolphins mistaken for jesus, someone adds web3 to the bit

Two Discord users discover that some muscular cetaceans in a photo vaguely resemble religious iconography and immediately weaponize this observation into a bit about expanding someone's ever-growing list of persona names with crypto branding. This is what passes for conversation when the dopamine receptors have been fried by too many inside jokes and too little sunlight. Pure unhinged energy dressed up as friendship banter.