
Woman cures 7 years of illness with her own pee, thyroid antibodies hate her
Chronically online wellness influencer documents her miraculous recovery from six years of vaguely specified autoimmune hellscape through the ancient art of drinking her own urine. Despite zero mention of actual medical oversight, she's casually dropped triglyceride counts by 100 points and claims her thyroid antibodies fled in terror. This is the exact energy of someone who thinks parasites are sentient and Google searches are peer review.