Telegraph unironically platforming spell-casting as viable Gen Z career path
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ancient shamans didn't need your book club to validate their life choices
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A book cover desperately trying to ancestralize psychedelic drug use by slapping prehistoric cave art next to modern wellness jargon. The horned figure and animals serve as visual permission structure for contemporary DMT enthusiasts to feel spiritually legitimate. This is what happens when someone ...
Woman cures 7 years of illness with her own pee, thyroid antibodies hate her
Chronically online wellness influencer documents her miraculous recovery from six years of vaguely specified autoimmune hellscape through the ancient art of drinking her own urine. Despite zero mention of actual medical oversight, she's casually dropped triglyceride counts by 100 points and claims h...
Denver's answer to questions nobody was asking: magic mushrooms with your oat milk latte
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iPhone train noise = melatonin but make it audio, bro
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Genuine sleep hack, the βTrainβ white noise built into iPhones is like melatonin in audio form. Literally knocks you out in minutes.
Netflix documentary sells ear gadget promising immortality for β¬70 off lmao
A promotional advertisement for the Nurosym vagal neuromodulation device, styled as a Netflix documentary tie-in for 'Don't Die: The Man Who Wants to Live Forever.' The image features an ear-worn wearable device with claimed health benefits displayed as statistics, mixing legitimate-sounding medical...
