Decade-old divorce finally gets its glossy retrospective with boat puns

The Guardian assembles commemorative china plates to celebrate ten years of Britain's most exhausting breakup, apparently believing decorative dishware and vague metaphors about boats constitute cultural analysis. This is what passes for legacy journalism when you've run out of actual developments—reflexive nostalgia wrapped in earnest symbolism, complete with the implicit suggestion that reading about Brexit AGAIN somehow matters. The real slop is how this treats a deeply polarizing political event like it's already history worth peacefully reflecting on.