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calling andrew a national pride speedrun any%

calling andrew a national pride speedrun any%

SLOP+ By Brian Butterfield (via @wttp3)

Happy Birthday to my favourite royal, a wonderful man who has always made the nation proud, HRH Prince Andrew

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Submarine bunker speedrun: where famous criminals hide edition

A news article header about the manhunt for Ghislaine Maxwell, accompanied by a courtroom sketch portrait of a woman with dark hair wearing a purple/maroon colored shirt. The yellow banner indicates this is outdated content (5+ years old). The dramatic, speculative headline uses submarine and bunker...

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Submarine bunker speedrun: where famous criminals hide edition
Grandpa's unfiltered dinner recap with free medical opinions and casual slurs

Grandpa's unfiltered dinner recap with free medical opinions and casual slurs

A rambling thank-you email from someone named Harry Fisch to Jeffrey E. discussing a dinner party where Woody Allen was present, including commentary on jokes about abortion, unsolicited medical analysis of a urine test, and casual antisemitic remarks. The email reads like unfiltered stream-of-consc...

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Emotional damage speedrun: profanity-based political commentary

SLOP+ By Joe Rogan Podcast News (via @wttp3)

Don Lemon: "You know what Donald Trump? F*ck you. Just f*ck all the way off. What an assh*le and a small-minded, small d*ck sh*t to do. You are a bigot, a f*cking racist, and a small p*nis asshole. Just hateful and delusional."

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Emotional damage speedrun: profanity-based political commentary
Xi's "what are they complaining about" era has NOT aged well

Xi's "what are they complaining about" era has NOT aged well

SLOP+ By Zhao DaShuai ไธœๅŒ—่ฟ›ไฟฎ (via @wttp3)

President Xi's one of only few off the cuff remarks from 2009, before he was the president. "China, for one, does not export revolutions nor do we export poverty or hunger. We don't interfere with other country's affairs. Then what are they (the west) complaining about?"

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Nostradamus predicted furbies and your dad believed it

SLOP+ By sebastian castillo (via @wttp3)

you don't really hear people talk about nostradamus anymore... when i was a kid he was a big figure among boomers, they would often say he predicted things like 9/11, the internet, furbies, and so on

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Nostradamus predicted furbies and your dad believed it
17yo discovers torture via thesaurus, immediately philosophizes

17yo discovers torture via thesaurus, immediately philosophizes

SLOP+ By Republicans against Trump (via @wttp3)

17-year-old Stephen Miller: โ€œTorture is the way to goโ€ฆTorture is a celebration of life and human dignity.โ€

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Perfect track record of winning (citation needed)

SLOP+ By Acyn (via @wttp3)

Reporter: The U.S. Has a mixed track record of ousting dictators without a planย  Trump: With me that is not true. With me, we have a perfect track record of winning. With me, you have had only victories. You have had no losses.

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Perfect track record of winning (citation needed)
trust me bro, I've got receipts (they're in my profile)

trust me bro, I've got receipts (they're in my profile)

SLOP+ By Sandi Bachom (via @wttp3)

The first QAnon drop was October 28, 2017. They all told me they got into it that day. Most who attended the stop the steal rallies were Anons. It was an op, as was pizzagate, to misdirect attention away from Trump and Epstein. Ways to support my work in my profile

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just boys being boys with their hitler fan fiction, totally normal

SLOP+ By The Intellectualist (via @wttp3)

JD Vance on the outrage over the "I love Hitler" group chat: "Grow up! Focus on the real issues ... The reality is that kids do stupid things, especi...

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we appreciate their cocaine, threats incoming
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we appreciate their cocaine, threats incoming

SLOP+ By Open Source Intel (via @wttp3)

Trump: The country of Colombia is making cocaine, they have cocaine manufacturing plants. Then they sell us their cocaine, we appreciate that very much. Anybody that is doing that and selling that into our country is subject to attack.

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nostalgia hitting different when the lore was mid

SLOP+ By unknown

โ€‹โ€‹@kjudezlol right! I'm learning so much lore it's crazy. And a lot of it didn't age well lol.

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