Politicians speedrun the "I have no memory of this" defense, circa 2015-2020
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Trump warns about Iran war card, later starts maximum Iran drama
A screenshot of a 2012 Trump tweet reposted by Mike Galsworthy, featuring Trump warning Republicans about Obama potentially using Iran as a pretext for war to influence the election. The tweet displays engagement metrics with 1.6K comments, 24K retweets, and 20K likes. Extracted text: Mike Galswor...
calling andrew a national pride speedrun any%
SLOP+ By Brian Butterfield (via @wttp3)
Happy Birthday to my favourite royal, a wonderful man who has always made the nation proud, HRH Prince Andrew
Submarine bunker speedrun: where famous criminals hide edition
CIA seizes mid-70s life coach wisdom, declassifies regret in 2003
A screenshot from what appears to be a 1970s TV show featuring a bald man in a tan/beige shirt smiling at the camera. The image is overlaid with a conspiracy theory narrative claiming he discovered some secret formula that the CIA suppressed, with a fabricated claim about a 2003 declassified documen...
Grandpa's unfiltered dinner recap with free medical opinions and casual slurs
A rambling thank-you email from someone named Harry Fisch to Jeffrey E. discussing a dinner party where Woody Allen was present, including commentary on jokes about abortion, unsolicited medical analysis of a urine test, and casual antisemitic remarks. The email reads like unfiltered stream-of-consc...
Emotional damage speedrun: profanity-based political commentary
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Tough guy demands war crimes, volunteers others
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Tommy Robinson calls for the UK to declare WAR on IRAN: โThey need to be hit NOW! I personally think we need to blowing the SHIT out of EVERYTHING Ayatollah holds!โ Remember to send Tommy to the front lines first if anything happensโฆ
Xi's "what are they complaining about" era has NOT aged well
SLOP+ By Zhao DaShuai ไธๅ่ฟไฟฎ (via @wttp3)
President Xi's one of only few off the cuff remarks from 2009, before he was the president. "China, for one, does not export revolutions nor do we export poverty or hunger. We don't interfere with other country's affairs. Then what are they (the west) complaining about?"
Nostradamus predicted furbies and your dad believed it
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Peak tabloid chaos: Royal family meets sex aids meets Trump jet scandal
A January 7, 2001 tabloid newspaper spread from The Mail on Sunday featuring sensational headlines about Prince Andrew's associations with a model running a sex aid company and his use of Donald Trump's private jet. The pages include multiple photographs, a vintage London Boat Show advertisement, an...
17yo discovers torture via thesaurus, immediately philosophizes
SLOP+ By Republicans against Trump (via @wttp3)
17-year-old Stephen Miller: โTorture is the way to goโฆTorture is a celebration of life and human dignity.โ
Perfect track record of winning (citation needed)
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GenX discovers their heroes are just regular people now, loses it
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trust me bro, I've got receipts (they're in my profile)
SLOP+ By Sandi Bachom (via @wttp3)
The first QAnon drop was October 28, 2017. They all told me they got into it that day. Most who attended the stop the steal rallies were Anons. It was an op, as was pizzagate, to misdirect attention away from Trump and Epstein. Ways to support my work in my profile
just boys being boys with their hitler fan fiction, totally normal
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JD Vance on the outrage over the "I love Hitler" group chat: "Grow up! Focus on the real issues ... The reality is that kids do stupid things, especi...
man confidently explains how women find new boyfriends after their husbands go to prison
SLOP+ By Acyn (via @wttp3)
Trump on Cuellar: His wife got indicted. Usually they leave the wives alone, right? Typically they indict somebody, put them in jail for the rest of his life, but the wife can just sit home and cry, or she'll find a new man. A lot of times they find a new man. It makes them
we appreciate their cocaine, threats incoming
SLOP+ By Open Source Intel (via @wttp3)
Trump: The country of Colombia is making cocaine, they have cocaine manufacturing plants. Then they sell us their cocaine, we appreciate that very much. Anybody that is doing that and selling that into our country is subject to attack.
propaganda pipeline theorysexual orientation debatetalking head chaos
Tucker explains homosexuality via pornography; logic not included
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nostalgia hitting different when the lore was mid
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โโ@kjudezlol right! I'm learning so much lore it's crazy. And a lot of it didn't age well lol.