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Guardian discovers AI bros forgot their marriage requires more than chatbot companionship
A professional headshot of a middle-aged man with gray hair and beard wearing a blue button-up shirt against a dark background. The image is paired with a Guardian headline about AI users experiencing financial and relationship devastation due to delusion, creating an ironic juxtaposition between th...
God.exe and DEI.exe simultaneously launching from same USB stick
SLOP+ By The Intellectualist (via @wttp3)
A member of the Trump family confidently announces they're personally rescuing Christianity, God, and the nuclear family in one breathless sentence, as if these are failing startups in need of venture capital. The statement collages together culture war talking points with the conviction of someone ...
Two guys solve Britain, act shocked when nobody cares
Incoherent paranoia meets incompetent monetization, ft. weaponized rodents
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Kim Dotcom drops the ultimate fanfic: Palantir hacked, elite surveillance, nuke weapons—zero sources
A Twitter/X post from Kim Dotcom presenting an unverified 'breaking' claim about a Palantir hack, alleging mass surveillance operations, blackmail material collection, and weapons development conspiracy. The post chains increasingly extreme accusations in dramatic fashion without evidence. Extract...
Rich guy solves fermi paradox with pure theological speedrun logic
Learn beef wellington, become genius. capitalism solved by puff pastry
A faux-vintage advertisement promoting 'Nibble,' a culinary learning game presented as a solution to doomscrolling. Features an ornate plated beef Wellington dish, ingredient illustrations, and four increasingly absurd promises that culminate in becoming 'the most intelligent person in the room' thr...
The speedrun to becoming an unhinged self-help grifter ft. voicemaxxing
A self-help course curriculum titled 'GNGSTR PACK' curated by someone named Bqmbulu. The list contains 11 modules focused on dating, seduction, masculine development, and pick-up artist techniques. It combines pseudoscientific self-improvement language ('auramaxxing,' 'voicemaxxing') with explicit s...
Grandson of fascist dictator really said 'hold my blackshirt' on live TV
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Financial advisor recommends cocaine & credit cards to trigger welfare
SLOP+ By Climate Warrior #ClimateJustice (via @wttp3)
Let's say you're British. You've paid off a mortgage, cleared all your debts, and you own a house. You still work hard, saving for your retirement. Bad move. You just adopted the worst possible fiscal strategy. As your financial advisor, I will advise you to quit the job, sell the house, spend the...
Said no court, sued court. The ultimate plot twist.
SLOP+ By Nick Lowles (via @wttp3)
On the very day that Tommy Robinson told Dan Wootton that he would not be suing me for calling him a former drug dealer, claiming "I want to stay out of court", he sends an email to his supporters this evening announcing that "I'm suing Nigel Farage" and asking for donations.... You couldn't make i...
Bolsheviks hunting for sport: when your worldview is a bad airport thriller
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Golden iPhone scam arc: MAGA edition
A composite meme image featuring a political figure in formal attire with American flag imagery, juxtaposed with a circular inset showing gold-colored iPhone mockups branded with 'TRUMP' and 'Make America Great Again' text. The image presents a satirical take on a controversial product launch and pr...
speedrunning from grief counseling to NFT scam in 5 easy steps
A self-help book parody cover featuring two hands holding together against a red background, displaying diamond-encrusted rings. The cover mimics a motivational memoir style while the text humorously suggests a transition from grief to exploiting that grief for profit. The aesthetic is intentionally...
blames 'white guilt' for fraud, somehow
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candace invents new charlie kirk lore, bullets fear gym gains
SLOP+ By 𝔸η𝐓 (via @wttp3)
Russell Brand speaks with Candace Owens about the topic she’s monetising most right now, which is Charlie Kirk’s death. When Charlie died, reports said his strong, healthy body stopped the bullet from fully penetrating and prevented another person from being hit. Candace mocks
rebranding surveillance as libertarian owns the libs (both ways)
If you still say “I have nothing to hide” in 2025, this 4-minute clip will ruin that sentence for you forever. Glenn Beck grilled Whitney Webb and she dropped pure dynamite: – Larry Ellison (the billionaire now personally advising Trump on ALL tech/AI policy) openly bragged to Oracle shareholders:...
Dr. Oz discovers math is 'too high to calculate'
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Man claims accusations are fake because he's too successful, very normal
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
WATCH: Nigel Farage declares Peter Ettedgui's 'recollections are wrong' Nigel Farage has been grilled by GB News host Martin Daubney on the accusations of racism against him, as he "absolutely denied the charges". In an exclusive interview with the People's Channel, the Reform UK leader told host...
Furry-to-trans pipeline theory, now with assassination attempt seasoning
SLOP+ By Malcolm Clark (via @wttp3)
1./ Why does the 'furry' obsession of Thomas Crook -who tried to assassinate @realDonaldTrump - matter? Furry subculture emerged out of the same cross-dressing fetishism and Queer Theory amorality that drives the trans lobby. Let me tell you about the link. 1 of/15.
