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Penguin man demands better numbers from friendlier math people

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Donald Trump promises better poll numbers as soon as ‘real pollsters’ conduct them – 15 very real, and very angry, replies Everything is fine in Donald Trump’s world, he just needs some of his own people to confirm that for him with some data they cook up. Dressed like an orchestra-conducting penguin, President Trump stood up at his golden eagle-adorned podium to announce that better polling numbers are on their way. Trump: “When the real pollsters [...] The post Donald Trump promises better poll numbers as soon as ‘real pollsters’ conduct them – 15 very real, and very angry, replies appeared first on The Poke.
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