reality is overrated but finishing sentences apparently is too
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Secretary denies own words with 'were you even there?' energy
SLOP+ By Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)
REPORTER: Yesterday you told us Israel was going to strike Iran and that's why we needed to get involved. But today the president said Iran-- RUBIO: No. Were you there yesterday? REPORTER: Yes. I asked the question
Influencers discover copy-paste politics, call it organic outrage
SLOP+ By The Midas Project (via @wttp3)
The AI OVERWATCH Act is a Republican bill that would let Congress review AI chip exports to adversaries like China. It's backed by Microsoft and right-leaning think tanks. But starting January 15, influencers called it pro-China sabotage and a Democrat plot, all in unison.
man accepts fictional nobel prize from imaginary admirer, declares war victory
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Iran's hardline supreme leader speedruns political alignment change
SLOP+ By Pete North (via @wttp3)
Ayatollah Khamenei has defected to Reform.
charlie kirk got shot and everyone had his wife, very normal observation
SLOP+ By Mike Recine (via @wttp3)
I used to watch Charlie Kirk say stuff like this and wonder why nothing bad ever happened to him. But then he got shot and everyone fucked his wife.
Perfect track record of winning (citation needed)
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Man admits crime, audience applauds, somehow he's persecuted. Peak theater.
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Trump openly tells his flock heโs stealing $1 Billion from the treasury for himself โ and somehow makes himself the victim in the story. And they clap.
Penguin man demands better numbers from friendlier math people
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Donald Trump promises better poll numbers as soon as โreal pollstersโ conduct them โ 15 very real, and very angry, replies Everything is fine in Donald Trumpโs world, he just needs some of his own people to confirm that for him with some data they cook up. Dressed like an orchestra-conducting pengu...
we lost so hard we actually won, trust me bro
Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)โข
I hate reality so I'm making fake slop with AI, it's deep actually
SLOP+ By Boy George (via @wttp3)
Fucking love @grok and I am creating insane content. None of it true but you know how I hate reality. I am living for this creative conversation. It's truly mind blowing and mind bending! Of course anyone can do anything now but it's about your cultural references and personal taste. Being an indi...
Asks Trump about fake Nazi policy, he plays dumb (works everytime)
SLOP+ By Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)
Q: There's an explosive report that Coast Guard is no longer going to characterizes swastikas as hate symbols. Can you clear that up? TRUMP: I don't ...
big brain energy: insulting half the country's IQ to own the election loss
The Intellectualist (via @wttp3)โข
NASA hates this one weird trick: basic physics
SLOP+ By @JovanShahi-b9v9t
Why and how you prove earth is flat