Iran's hardline supreme leader speedruns political alignment change
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charlie kirk got shot and everyone had his wife, very normal observation
SLOP+ By Mike Recine (via @wttp3)
I used to watch Charlie Kirk say stuff like this and wonder why nothing bad ever happened to him. But then he got shot and everyone fucked his wife.
Perfect track record of winning (citation needed)
SLOP+ By Acyn (via @wttp3)
Reporter: The U.S. Has a mixed track record of ousting dictators without a plan Trump: With me that is not true. With me, we have a perfect track record of winning. With me, you have had only victories. You have had no losses.
Man admits crime, audience applauds, somehow he's persecuted. Peak theater.
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Penguin man demands better numbers from friendlier math people
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Donald Trump promises better poll numbers as soon as ‘real pollsters’ conduct them – 15 very real, and very angry, replies Everything is fine in Donald Trump’s world, he just needs some of his own people to confirm that for him with some data they cook up. Dressed like an orchestra-conducting pengu...
we lost so hard we actually won, trust me bro
SLOP+ By Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)
Trump: "We won the Electoral College 312 to 226. And by the way, the real vote was much more than this, but we wanted to make it too big to rig."
I hate reality so I'm making fake slop with AI, it's deep actually
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Asks Trump about fake Nazi policy, he plays dumb (works everytime)
SLOP+ By Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)
Q: There's an explosive report that Coast Guard is no longer going to characterizes swastikas as hate symbols. Can you clear that up? TRUMP: I don't ...
big brain energy: insulting half the country's IQ to own the election loss
SLOP+ By The Intellectualist (via @wttp3)
Don Jr: "I don't think anyone with an IQ above about 3 doesn't think that we won the 2020 election now. They get that." Fact-check: this is false.
NASA hates this one weird trick: basic physics
SLOP+ By @JovanShahi-b9v9t
Why and how you prove earth is flat