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Olympic Village discovers athletes are REALLY committed to performance
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Olympic Village discovers athletes are REALLY committed to performance

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A New York Times post from The Athletic reporting on the 2026 Winter Olympics in Cortina, Italy. The image shows snowy Olympic Village accommodations (brown wooden structures with snow-covered roofs) set against a forested mountain backdrop. The humorous post reveals that the Olympic Village's free condom supply was completely depleted within three days, with a quote from an unnamed source expressing doubt about replenishment timelines. Extracted text: From @TheAthletic: The free condoms distributed inside the Olympic Village in Cortina were gone in a matter of days — three to be exact, according to an Italian news report. "They promised us more will arrive, but who knows when." The Winter Olympics condom supply ran out in 3 days. Athletes have thoughts YOU MAKE U.S. PROUD
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